((( The Practical Seer )))

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Here's an interesting adaptation!

I've been thinking about this version. The guy is a fantastic guitarist, but...well...he lacks presence emotions. 
Hendrix plays like his has a REALLY BIG DICK
while this guy plays like he's trying to compensate for his really small dick.

I don't think I can put it any better than that

Eric Johnson has no projecting sex appeal
and all the fancy notes he plays can't fully compensate for that fact

Jimi Hendrix played from the core sexual aspect of his soul,
and Hendrix played as though he was playing for his life

Eric Johnson plays from his head. He's a fantastic guitarist, but...
well...I dunno. It's hard to describe. He just doesn't connect like Hendrix did.
He seems like a little, well off, white kid from a stable upper-class home.

It's as though he hasn't suffered enough to really play the blues.

Maybe I'm being too judgmental

It's just that a part of me wants to play fast like he does.
However, I'd rather play fast like I do

AND I CAN PLAY VERY FAST!!!

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Here's an interesting adaptation!

I've been thinking about this version. The guy is a fantastic guitarist, but...well...he lacks presence emotions. 
Hendrix plays like his has a REALLY BIG DICK
while this guy plays like he's trying to compensate for his really small dick.

I don't think I can put it any better than that

Eric Johnson has no projecting sex appeal
and all the fancy notes he plays can't fully compensate for that fact

Jimi Hendrix played from the core sexual aspect of his soul,
and Hendrix played as though he was playing for his life

Eric Johnson plays from his head. He's a fantastic guitarist, but...
well...I dunno. It's hard to describe. He just doesn't connect like Hendrix did.
He seems like a little, well off, white kid from a stable upper-class home.

It's as though he hasn't suffered enough to really play the blues.

Maybe I'm being too judgmental

It's just that a part of me wants to play fast like he does.
However, I'd rather play fast like I do

AND I CAN PLAY VERY FAST!!!

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He's changed, but he used to look like the Hunchback of Notra-white boy-dame when he played I say, he still plays too much from the head and not enough from the crotch to be legendary famous

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Okay, I'll admit SRV really nailed it!

I only saw SRV once in a big concert when I didn't know who he was.
He had no stage presence that projected very far so I didn't pay much attention.

THEN HE STARTED PLAYING VOODOO CHILD SLIGHT RETURN

AND THE WHOLE AUDIENCE BECAME ELECTRIFIED!!!

I WAS AMONG THEM AND WE ALL WENT NUTS!!!

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It's a difficult thing to try to understand why Jimi was a better guitarist
than those who copied him. The John Mayer version of VooDoo Child is AWESOME!!

However...what is it? I don't know, but SRV was a better guitarist
and Jimi was better than SRV.

I guess one of the main reasons is Jimi created a style of his own.
The others...I don't know. Maybe I'm just being too judgmental, 
but I do know what I like

JIM HENDRIX WAS THE BEST!!!

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Yesterday I ordered the Jimi Hendrix hat
http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B000 ... ailpages00

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The way this Jimi song starts has to be
one of the greatest song openings in recorded rock history!

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First I've heard of Joe Bonamassa

GREAT GUITARIST!!!

However...he kind of looks like a walking dead vampire.
His appearance suggests holding a briefcase instead of a guitar.

Maybe he should grow his hair longer

Get fashion tips from the dead Jimi Hendrix

And paint his face brown

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I don't know about you, but I am NOT inspired to buy these guitar strings
Seems to me only a knucklehead would buy them

Made in the US of A?

That I believe!

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Never did like the Flying V style guitar

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Okay, here's a video I can watch when I want to give myself encouragement
that I am a better guitarist than Jimmy Page

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Jimmy Page plays much too sloppy for my tastes.I do like certain of his lead breaks like the ORIGINAL lead break
in Good Times Bad Times.

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In the above concert Jimmy Page seems to feel that he made improvements to this classic lead break
((( NOT )))

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AWESOME PROGRAM for learning lead breaks:

http://www.ronimusic.com/amsldowin.htm

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In commemoration of a miraculous zero-point energy Tai Chi healing of my finger,

that I almost chopped off doing yard work, I just purchased this Monoprice guitar.

It is the last of the guitar styles I want in my collection

There are no others that inspire me

I intend to be playing this guitar, but it is mostly for looks

The 13% store wide sale is going on NOW!!!

USE CODE: SALE 13

http://www.monoprice.com/Product?p_id=610152

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Everybody excited about the concept of spending 

MSRP: $14,586.00
Your Savings: - $4,254.00
On Sale Today: - $1,033.20
Shipping (48 Contiguous U.S. States) FREE
Sale Price: $9,29880


on a Joe Bonamassa Les Paul guitar please stand up.
I don't see anyone standing

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/ ... ductDetail

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And here is the man himself with the guitar the $9,000.00 guitar is modeled after
I don't like it when people perform with sunglasses on

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Personally, I feel Joe Bonamassa eyes have a problem with too much light.That's he wears sunglasses and that is also why he is so pale.

Also, his style isn't unique enough to make him legendary
like Hendrix, Clapton and Jimmy Page

Also, I wouldn't pay that much for a guitar period!!

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I like him better now although...
the guy has NO SEX APPEAL

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I wonder if Jeff Beck made Banamassa pay for lifting
the beginning of his song from the Truth album.

It's amazing how the mind works. I knew I heard that beginning before.
I let the 'search engine' of my mind go a look for it and finally I remembered!

I AIN'T SUPERSTITIOUS FROM THE JEFF BECK GROUP!!

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DAMN, HE'S OLD!!!!!!

Oh wow, suddenly I feel old too!!!

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Damn!!! Was this really so long ago?

Obviously, it was

****!

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As an Amazon Prime member I get to listen to MANY Joe Bonamassa recordings
FREE OF EXTRA CHARGE!!!!

I guess I just have to get used to the way he looks

Amazing how many people just love this guy's recordings

Look at all the glowing reviews:

http://smile.amazon.com/s?rh=n%3A163856 ... 1438532871

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How the hell could they change so much in just two-friggin years?