06-05-2014, 12:09 AM
MY POST TO A MUSLIM:
Well, at least you didn't threaten to blow him up. So that's good, right? I mean, whenever I hear of people blowing things up and killing lots of people, like the Benghazi incident, it always seems to be the "religion of peace" behind the bombings. It's more of a 'religion of pieces' as in body parts.
From now on you should not call yourselves Muslims. Call yourselves The Religion of Peace so that whenever you blow yourselves up the media will say things like: Another member of THE RELIGION OF PEACE blew himself up, today, killing many innocent people. Yes, that would be a better way to portray you in the news. No more calling you Muslims or Islam. From now on call yourselves:
THE RELIGION OF PEACE
Hey, if you are going to go into the bomb vest making business the least you can do is hire a style coordinator. Hire some gay Muslim to give your bomb jackets real 'PIZAZZ!!!' You know, have a bomb jacket fashion show, or something, showing off the latest styles in chic bomb jacket apparel. What a great idea, right?
Face reality, if you want THE RELIGION OF PEACE to catch on, then give it style!!!
How about you do the world a favor: Next Ramadan all of you members of THE RELIGION OF PEACE go to Mecca dressed in snazzy bomb jackets and set them all off at once. That would be like, sooooooo cool!!!!
I've read that Ramadan is a holy month of fasting. Hey, if you really want to impress Allah, make it a six-months of fasting event!! Show the world the miracle of how you can fast for six-months and still look strong, healthy and ready to bomb anyone who doesn't believe in your religion. Now, that would be impressive! Try it next Ramadan!!
Do I have to think of everything?
Well, at least you didn't threaten to blow him up. So that's good, right? I mean, whenever I hear of people blowing things up and killing lots of people, like the Benghazi incident, it always seems to be the "religion of peace" behind the bombings. It's more of a 'religion of pieces' as in body parts.
From now on you should not call yourselves Muslims. Call yourselves The Religion of Peace so that whenever you blow yourselves up the media will say things like: Another member of THE RELIGION OF PEACE blew himself up, today, killing many innocent people. Yes, that would be a better way to portray you in the news. No more calling you Muslims or Islam. From now on call yourselves:
THE RELIGION OF PEACE
Hey, if you are going to go into the bomb vest making business the least you can do is hire a style coordinator. Hire some gay Muslim to give your bomb jackets real 'PIZAZZ!!!' You know, have a bomb jacket fashion show, or something, showing off the latest styles in chic bomb jacket apparel. What a great idea, right?
Face reality, if you want THE RELIGION OF PEACE to catch on, then give it style!!!
How about you do the world a favor: Next Ramadan all of you members of THE RELIGION OF PEACE go to Mecca dressed in snazzy bomb jackets and set them all off at once. That would be like, sooooooo cool!!!!
I've read that Ramadan is a holy month of fasting. Hey, if you really want to impress Allah, make it a six-months of fasting event!! Show the world the miracle of how you can fast for six-months and still look strong, healthy and ready to bomb anyone who doesn't believe in your religion. Now, that would be impressive! Try it next Ramadan!!
Do I have to think of everything?