((( The Practical Seer )))

[Sacateca]

'Well would'ya look'a char!!! I think that be Urethra Franklin!!!'



'Yowsuh indeed! Dat be Urethra Franklin alrigh and she's lost a lot of weight!'

'Between da Weight Watchers diet and personal instructions from Richard Simmons

Urethra looks just as she did when she stopped singing for da devil

and started singin' for da Load!!!


((( PRAISE DA LOAD!!)))


And I have a message for all you Beyonce Katy Perry types!!

DA LOAD LOVES FAT!!!!

Das righ

((( DA LOAD LOVES FAT!! )))



So, when you be standin befo da Load on da Great Last Day

and you find He be ugly like us with a bigger ass than mine

you gonna be shakin in yo workout shorts, HOS!!!!!