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Well, I didn't last 24 hours before being banned from professor Ehrman's forum.
Here is the email I sent him that got me banned:

Dear Professor Ehrman,

So, how do you think you did? If I were a true representative of the Living God do you think you passed the test? Let's see here

1) You threw out everything I had written as though it was garbage

2) You seem to expect a true representative of the Living God to be more temperate. OBVIOUSLY, you are NOT basing that assumption on the lives of Biblical prophets

3) You lost your faith because you were UNGRATEFUL for the blessings God had given you and, instead, focused upon what other people were lacking

So, if a REAL prophet representative of God were to post in your forum do you think he would be nicer than I was? 
You had NO GRATITUDE WHATSOEVER for the “temperate” things I wrote. 
You had no gratitude or appreciation for the fact that I was there because of my prayers for you

If there is a living God and he used me to test you I'd say you got your first F- And so I am now inspired to consider:

WHAT IF THERE IS A DEVIL?

Would he guide you to lose your faith over ingratitude?

MOST DEFINITELY!!!

I could understand if you lost your faith because God had been relentlessly mean to you, but you were doing very well, right?

If the devil felt he could use you to destroy the faith of others would he do so?

MOST PROBABLY!!

If the devil was pleased with your work would he give you the power to create New York Times bestsellers?

OH, YES HE WOULD!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm. You are obviously of the world and the world celebrates you. 
Enjoy the glory of the world and PRAY God NEVER sends you a REAL representative with outrageous miracles to back him up. 
Don't worry. That could never possibly happen right? Hahahahahahahahaha!

RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!


AJordan


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