06-11-2016, 12:24 AM
I just got back from Denny's and it's always a great surprise when...they get my order right.
I had a cheeseburger deluxe and fries, with no pickle.
When I squeezed the ketchup bottle it made some rather obscene sounds.
I looked at the plastic squeeze bottle and said,
"Are you making those sounds because you were designed to do so,
or is this your way of saying that you like me?"
I got no response, which I automatically took as an admission of guilt
I had a cheeseburger deluxe and fries, with no pickle.
When I squeezed the ketchup bottle it made some rather obscene sounds.
I looked at the plastic squeeze bottle and said,
"Are you making those sounds because you were designed to do so,
or is this your way of saying that you like me?"
I got no response, which I automatically took as an admission of guilt

