03-29-2016, 12:01 AM
"Into the Woods" REUTERS
Chilean authorities seized erotic copies of ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ after they mistakenly made their way into 283 primary schools– An x-rated version of 'Little Red Riding Hood' was accidentally sent to school libraries giving some students an early lesson in the naughtier side... The book’s actual title is ‘Little Red Riding Hood Eats the Wolf.’
Part l) Little Red Riding Hood turns the pages and does eat the wolf.
Part ll) Hmm. The wolf is in her bowels, also known as the seat of pity.
Part lll) Guess, who is turning the pages now?
A Fairytale waiting to be written seems innocent enough to keep me out of trouble. No?
Were you irritable and riled this morning, Red? I feel these things. I know you do understand.
Just a tiny bit of fun for me, Red.
A very long meditation this morning. My wife, Susan, enters my closed, private space twice.. she is an angry person; and, tells me full of her vile, "I don't know how to meditate, my posture is wrong, the candle will set me on fire, you are an ****..." My wife reflects someone else's moods for me.
Can you believe this? Susan, out of nowhere, now has hyperosmia. OMG! Who else has that condition?
Chilean authorities seized erotic copies of ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ after they mistakenly made their way into 283 primary schools– An x-rated version of 'Little Red Riding Hood' was accidentally sent to school libraries giving some students an early lesson in the naughtier side... The book’s actual title is ‘Little Red Riding Hood Eats the Wolf.’
Part l) Little Red Riding Hood turns the pages and does eat the wolf.
Part ll) Hmm. The wolf is in her bowels, also known as the seat of pity.
Part lll) Guess, who is turning the pages now?
A Fairytale waiting to be written seems innocent enough to keep me out of trouble. No?
Were you irritable and riled this morning, Red? I feel these things. I know you do understand.
Just a tiny bit of fun for me, Red.
A very long meditation this morning. My wife, Susan, enters my closed, private space twice.. she is an angry person; and, tells me full of her vile, "I don't know how to meditate, my posture is wrong, the candle will set me on fire, you are an ****..." My wife reflects someone else's moods for me.
Can you believe this? Susan, out of nowhere, now has hyperosmia. OMG! Who else has that condition?