06-24-2015, 12:00 AM
For days a farmer sees a crazy ass boy pass by waving his arms wildly.
Curious, he goes to the roadside.
The boy is waving pieces of chicken wire.
The farmer asks about this.
The boy tells him it is to catch chickens.
The farmer laughs, "You can't get chickens with that."
But the boy passes an hour later with a chicken under each arm.
The farmer again goes to the roadside the next day.
THe boy is waving pieces of duct tape.
The farmer asks about this.
The boy tells him it is to catch ducks.
The farmer rails, "You can't get ducks with that."
But the boy passes an hour later with a duck under each arm.
The farmer anxiuosly awaits the next day.
The boy is wildly waving **** willows.
The farmer starts to ask- instead exclaims in excitation,
"Wait for me!!! I'll go get my jacket!"
Curious, he goes to the roadside.
The boy is waving pieces of chicken wire.
The farmer asks about this.
The boy tells him it is to catch chickens.
The farmer laughs, "You can't get chickens with that."
But the boy passes an hour later with a chicken under each arm.
The farmer again goes to the roadside the next day.
THe boy is waving pieces of duct tape.
The farmer asks about this.
The boy tells him it is to catch ducks.
The farmer rails, "You can't get ducks with that."
But the boy passes an hour later with a duck under each arm.
The farmer anxiuosly awaits the next day.
The boy is wildly waving **** willows.
The farmer starts to ask- instead exclaims in excitation,
"Wait for me!!! I'll go get my jacket!"