07-14-2015, 12:01 AM
Julio sees billy pick up women, and finally asks him how he does it. (not JJ lol)
billy says, "I just tell them something lewd, like 'I'll tickle your ass with my feather?"
If she doesn't want that, I repeat, "I said, it looks like the typical nasty weather."
billy points to the window, "See Julio, its pouring rain outside."
Julio goes up to the first beautiful woman he sees on a sunny day and asks,
"Butt ***?" ..cries out, "Uh Oh, it looks like rain."
She slaps Julio silly.
{This joke always strikes me as VERY funny.}
billy says, "I just tell them something lewd, like 'I'll tickle your ass with my feather?"
If she doesn't want that, I repeat, "I said, it looks like the typical nasty weather."
billy points to the window, "See Julio, its pouring rain outside."
Julio goes up to the first beautiful woman he sees on a sunny day and asks,
"Butt ***?" ..cries out, "Uh Oh, it looks like rain."
She slaps Julio silly.
{This joke always strikes me as VERY funny.}

