The Somersault of Thought into the Inconceivable

[Alexander Soluna]

It is commonly known that Hinduism is famous for having many gods. Theyve got so many gods that it can be real hell on the celestial unemployment line when they geter fired.
After years of painstaking research I came across these little known Hindu deities that have names eerily similar to known American celebrities and have been secretly adopted by the celebrities these deities inspire. Can you image that! Well, you need imagine no more as I now bring you:
ESOTERIC HINDU GODS OF TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO

Georgamamsa Bushapuda: The Hindu god of political blunders

Demi Mooreananda: The Hindu godess of Hot-Cha-Cha and Va-Va-Voom!

Mr Ednapura: The Hindu god of the horse Seabiscuit

Montynamasa Pythonianda: The Hindu god of humor

Waldowandananda: The Hindu god of the Wheres Waldo cult

Harryama Potteranandamanda: The Hindu god of magical science

Daffynesa Duckapura: One of the Hindu gods of the Warner Bros film company


(Geeeze! Dem Hindus sure dun have a lots of gods, eh?)


Homminawasa Hominamosa: The Hindu god of the TV sitcom The Honeymooners

Mickysa Mouswamosa: The Hindu god of Walt Disney

Jeniferia Lopezanesa: The Hindu godess of fat-assed Spanish people

Illamesa Bebananda Backapura: The Hindu god of Arnold Schwarzenegger