08-10-2003, 12:00 AM
ARNOLD: After beggI mean talking it over wis my wife. Dont print zis, but sometimes I want to terminate zat ****.
PRESS: But Arnold, were broadcasting around the world live!
ARNOLD: Oh. I was just kiddinghoney. Anyvay, I vant to take zis opportunity to announce zat I will be running for Governor of California.
PRESS: Since you are from Germany, what is you stand on the Jews?
ARNOLD: Read my lips: I dont stand on Jews! In all fairness you can know zat I have no intention of gassing zem and by the zame token I have no intention of voting for zem.
PRESS: What about your stand on gay marriages?
ARNOLD: I dont stand on gays either. Still, right now I dont intend to mix apples wis nut cases. Later on in the campaign I will share my views on zis subject.
PRESS: Well, what if your child decides to become gay and marry itself.
ARNOLD: (((Didnt you hear vat I just said, girly man!!)))
@entertainment value post copyright 2003 by A. P. Soluna
Im redirecting my anger over some recent issues into laughter. Ill be back to sharing power posts about Castaneda related philosophy soon enough.
PRESS: But Arnold, were broadcasting around the world live!
ARNOLD: Oh. I was just kiddinghoney. Anyvay, I vant to take zis opportunity to announce zat I will be running for Governor of California.
PRESS: Since you are from Germany, what is you stand on the Jews?
ARNOLD: Read my lips: I dont stand on Jews! In all fairness you can know zat I have no intention of gassing zem and by the zame token I have no intention of voting for zem.
PRESS: What about your stand on gay marriages?
ARNOLD: I dont stand on gays either. Still, right now I dont intend to mix apples wis nut cases. Later on in the campaign I will share my views on zis subject.
PRESS: Well, what if your child decides to become gay and marry itself.
ARNOLD: (((Didnt you hear vat I just said, girly man!!)))
@entertainment value post copyright 2003 by A. P. Soluna
Im redirecting my anger over some recent issues into laughter. Ill be back to sharing power posts about Castaneda related philosophy soon enough.