01-05-2009, 12:00 AM
Indiana Jones & the Temple of
Schmemple
In the FINAL final installment of the Indiana Jones franchise Indy discovers a map that leads him to an ancient Jewish temple located directly underneath a
nursing home for aged Islamic fundamental terrorists who can no longer be trusted to properly blow themselves up. Allah gives theses 80+ year-old fundies the
power to fully wake up as American Indiana Jones starts digging underneath their nursing home bathroom and all sorts of incredible possessed old-people
adventures happen which awaken El Dajal (The Anti-Christ) and bring about the end of the world. Of course, Indy finds another lead-lined refrigerator to ride
it through into a happy and fulfilling old age. In honor of his daring escape he has the refrigerator turned into one of those remote controlled beds so that
he can spend the rest of his days watching Wheel of Fortune in extreme comfort.
Someone contact Spielberg for me. This one's a winner fer sure!
Schmemple
In the FINAL final installment of the Indiana Jones franchise Indy discovers a map that leads him to an ancient Jewish temple located directly underneath a
nursing home for aged Islamic fundamental terrorists who can no longer be trusted to properly blow themselves up. Allah gives theses 80+ year-old fundies the
power to fully wake up as American Indiana Jones starts digging underneath their nursing home bathroom and all sorts of incredible possessed old-people
adventures happen which awaken El Dajal (The Anti-Christ) and bring about the end of the world. Of course, Indy finds another lead-lined refrigerator to ride
it through into a happy and fulfilling old age. In honor of his daring escape he has the refrigerator turned into one of those remote controlled beds so that
he can spend the rest of his days watching Wheel of Fortune in extreme comfort.
Someone contact Spielberg for me. This one's a winner fer sure!