Sorcery experiences

[serloco]

So I learned to jump thru windows into dark energy and into free lands. The iobs jacked the jump and we called it jumping jack. Next I learned to jump thru time and devine the future I found myself in the future about to read a joke about hell, where th eiobs were sending me. We been in a battle pretty intensely. So I been making humour, amazing humour, that rips apart my enemies. Its fricken hilarious. Anyways it seem i can make a joke out of pretty much anything. I was stalking my situtation with the iobs and it seemed like it could go two ways. Me going to hell in the iob world, or me saving my world form iobs with God. I stalked the jokes, a new and powerful way for me to be pperfect. Anyways i cracked a joke about time and it was funny and whenever i do tie teaches me lesson in time. The last lesson brought me minuttes into the future. However this last lesson was interesting. I was laying on my bed reading the humour awareness for a time joke so I could devine then all the sudden I was remembering a post on the internet about time. I knew it was there already and so i went to devine a joke fomr it so I oculd see where i was oging in the future, heaveno or hell. I knew th eiobs had one and sent me to hell and so i wanted to confirm my divination. I then went to open the page and had a memory lapse, a condition of losing one memory and then it was gone. The whole article was gone. I could barely remember. So I started again stalking the jokes and they turned into a new path, one of justice and warmth, friendship and power with the iobs, We been curing each other heavily and i have been winning big time but it seems like i may be taking a turn for the worse upon examination. I then stalked some other options as well. Turns out the joke i was looking for the vanished from time was actually a joke that was jacked form me. They said in the next joke i read about time that it was divine. You see finrst it was a jumping jack and then it was de-vine. YOu see i swung into time and the iobs jacked my web page from me and brough t me back in time again. De-vine meaning  de vine. They stole my divination from me. So I cracked another joke and said it was devine justice, since I asked Time and God for help devining and asked God t ogive me justice in dealing with the iobs. I warned the iobs upon seeing their attempt to jack my vine not to or there would be consequences. Next joke mentioned divine justice. It read about freedom.