Battle of my life

[rosygyro]

Or there was that time where I was so suicidal that the only way to bring myself through it was to get creative about how to do it.
I spent a while contemplating a jump off an 80foot cliff and attempting to shapeshifter as a fell through the air so when I hit the floor.. finally my foreign fibres would be ejected at a different angle..
hoping to give myself a clean slate for just a moment so as to leap to infinity.
I was also contemplating making a metal rack to hold ceramic pots which I intended to fill with thermite..
and then lie underneath them and burn myself to ash in 20seconds flat...

so I would suicide myself in two ways..
one through velocity of my body and a stationary impact.
the other a stationary body and the velocity of 2000centigrade thermite..

somehow between the two I managed to laugh..