08-13-2018, 12:01 AM
back in the old days (2004).
I tried to open a portal to the sorcerers world.
I found an abandoned house and decided it was one such world.
I broke in.. and threaded a power cable through it to the front door and ground the lock out.
all the time envisioning a world of tentacled beasties living outside.
the house was truly terrifying.
in the dining room I found a heap of crow bones.. and could clearly see a triangular shaped entity perched in the corner watching me with its ten eyes,
in the hallway a river of blue fire ran beneath the floorboards,
beneath the stairs a reptilian computer station would phase in and out of a parallel dimension,
the flames on the cooker were impossibly tall.. so they would seem 20cm sign whenever I went to boil a pan of water,
the outside toilet had an enormous spiritual gecko living in it.. and the tree was a white inverted squid holding red orbs in each tentacle.
the bathroom inside had a bone spider that lived above the door.. and whenever I thought about going for a piss it would come screaming down the corridor and latch onto my face..
in the 1 bedroom a crocodile lived under the bed and in the other a sorcerer toucan was lodged in the wall.
the attack had an invisible ladder made out of rib bones leading up to it and inside was a 2foot diameter otherworld viewing glass surrounded by a realm of rotting orange peel within which aliens were scrying this dimension...
and from inside to look at the street it was being perpetually formed by dragons scouring the earth to dust with their bellies...
the lounge had the most amazing paisley wallpaper.. that if you looked at it for more than a second would start to climb out of the wall and envelope you the observer.
The house was insane.. and from within it.. the normal world was insane..
I would programme myself milk a robot.. just to go to the shops and get back in one piece.
I tried to open a portal to the sorcerers world.
I found an abandoned house and decided it was one such world.
I broke in.. and threaded a power cable through it to the front door and ground the lock out.
all the time envisioning a world of tentacled beasties living outside.
the house was truly terrifying.
in the dining room I found a heap of crow bones.. and could clearly see a triangular shaped entity perched in the corner watching me with its ten eyes,
in the hallway a river of blue fire ran beneath the floorboards,
beneath the stairs a reptilian computer station would phase in and out of a parallel dimension,
the flames on the cooker were impossibly tall.. so they would seem 20cm sign whenever I went to boil a pan of water,
the outside toilet had an enormous spiritual gecko living in it.. and the tree was a white inverted squid holding red orbs in each tentacle.
the bathroom inside had a bone spider that lived above the door.. and whenever I thought about going for a piss it would come screaming down the corridor and latch onto my face..
in the 1 bedroom a crocodile lived under the bed and in the other a sorcerer toucan was lodged in the wall.
the attack had an invisible ladder made out of rib bones leading up to it and inside was a 2foot diameter otherworld viewing glass surrounded by a realm of rotting orange peel within which aliens were scrying this dimension...
and from inside to look at the street it was being perpetually formed by dragons scouring the earth to dust with their bellies...
the lounge had the most amazing paisley wallpaper.. that if you looked at it for more than a second would start to climb out of the wall and envelope you the observer.
The house was insane.. and from within it.. the normal world was insane..
I would programme myself milk a robot.. just to go to the shops and get back in one piece.