06-26-2017, 12:00 AM
I wonder how many people do that? Go to hell, look around, realize it's horrible, but then stick around for the party anyway. I need to find an AA-ish type of meeting of people like that.
"Hello, my name is ______ and I'm a recovering ****. I went to Heaven, thought it was great, but I decided to stick around Hell because some friends asked me to stay and hang with them. I wasn't really doing anything better and I already know eternal peace is waiting for me, so to kill time I left heaven to hang out with my **** friends to wreck havoc on the muggles." Insert long silent pause, "I've been clean for about 43 minutes. Thank you."
I'm not really a one-trick pony. I can turn at least two tricks at a time Men typically enjoy a menage et trois, but even those come in different expressions. Sometimes a man believes he's the only one fucking a woman, but she's really in love with a mystery man and fucking him, and that mystery man is fucking the first man. Gives the term "love triangle" an entirely new meaning. It's beautiful really, to realize menage et trois' can be a nightmare in disguise
It's also beautiful to realize a nightmare is the very thing to bring salvation.
The world is full of beautiful Easter eggs waiting to be discovered.
"Hello, my name is ______ and I'm a recovering ****. I went to Heaven, thought it was great, but I decided to stick around Hell because some friends asked me to stay and hang with them. I wasn't really doing anything better and I already know eternal peace is waiting for me, so to kill time I left heaven to hang out with my **** friends to wreck havoc on the muggles." Insert long silent pause, "I've been clean for about 43 minutes. Thank you."
I'm not really a one-trick pony. I can turn at least two tricks at a time Men typically enjoy a menage et trois, but even those come in different expressions. Sometimes a man believes he's the only one fucking a woman, but she's really in love with a mystery man and fucking him, and that mystery man is fucking the first man. Gives the term "love triangle" an entirely new meaning. It's beautiful really, to realize menage et trois' can be a nightmare in disguise
It's also beautiful to realize a nightmare is the very thing to bring salvation.
The world is full of beautiful Easter eggs waiting to be discovered.