12-22-2011, 12:00 AM
Last night, knowing the mall is open late this time of year, I went to my favorite restaurant after their normal hours and had a drink and a little to eat. As I pulled into the mall parking lot it was rather full, but there was a parking space close to the restaurant. I was overjoyed at my luck with attracting and manifesting an open parking spot. When I got out of the car I saw I was under a tree. That's great during the day, but if memory served, not so great at night for some reason. I thought about it and reasoned that I don't 'do' while I sleep so birds shouldn't either. I then left my car and got something to eat. I came back to the car and drove home. When I got out of the car the security lights revealed that my car was covered in bird droppings! So much for my understanding the mind of God when He created birds. And so much for remembering what I should have from bitter experience. As I washed the do off my car I said, "Thanks a lot, Jesus, and don't come blaming me because YOU decided to pre-program birds to 'drop' in their sleep."