08-11-2011, 12:00 AM
You may have read what I have just written and assumed that I am having a fantastically Spiritual day. Not really. Mother Nature is DETERMINED to force me to accelerate my metabolism by making me move faster in all that I do. I am resisting this out of pure human laziness and eventually it hits the proverbial fan for whatever Mother Nature wants from me She eventually gets whether I like it or not! It hit the fan last night as I decided to finish cleaning the house rather than go to the gym for another humiliating Zumba class. Hey, I need the cardiovascular work, but blending in with the rest of the Zumba class members at the gym, comprised of mostly homely women, is just not doing it for me. I've been using Zumba to create a new style of martial arts cardio workout that focuses primarily on my body the stomach down. I tend to do about a third of a Zumba song then immediately come out into the gym and do super-fast footwork ALMOST touching to barely touching certain equipment racks. I feel as though I am using the Zumba class like a diving board into a new form of martial arts cardiovascular workout that I am creating.
Unfortunately, I have to admit that my body has a mind of its own and it is often at odds with the mind of my Spiritual body. I believe Jesus said something to the effect of 'The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak'. Well, I can attest to that. Today, in deep meditative trance, I had a direct discussion with my body's mind and my body's mind said that it feels ridiculous doing Zumba. It feels like an ****. Now, if there was AT LEAST ONE gorgeous girl in the class that would be completely different. Sadly, most of the time there are only women who I wouldn't screw even if they threw themselves at me with threats of death. I can clearly see myself in the mirrors of the room looking like an **** and, frankly, my body is not inspired by the sight.
My body's mind told me today that I have learned all I need from the Zumba class to go to the gym and develop my new Zumba inspired martial arts workout. I must admit that having to be at the gym ON TIME for a Zumba class is not very inspiring to me. I'm really good at certain things in the gym. I'm not very good at Zumba and, frankly, IT'S HUMILIATING! I don't like to go to the gym, on THEIR time schedule, to be humiliated! I want to be super-cool when I go to the gym and I am super-cool....except when I do Zumba. Sheesh!
I'll tell you what's the worst: The worst is when there are no gorgeous babes in the Zumba class, and it's full, and the homely women around me have not taken a bath and desperately need one! Oh man, does that ever stink! I hold God fully responsible for giving me the nose of a dog who hates the smell of ****. Yes I do! Honestly, homely women are bad enough when they don't stink. I don't want to write anymore about this!
BUTT...I will say that I now feel that hell is being in a Zumba class with homely women who stink...for all eternity!
Unfortunately, I have to admit that my body has a mind of its own and it is often at odds with the mind of my Spiritual body. I believe Jesus said something to the effect of 'The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak'. Well, I can attest to that. Today, in deep meditative trance, I had a direct discussion with my body's mind and my body's mind said that it feels ridiculous doing Zumba. It feels like an ****. Now, if there was AT LEAST ONE gorgeous girl in the class that would be completely different. Sadly, most of the time there are only women who I wouldn't screw even if they threw themselves at me with threats of death. I can clearly see myself in the mirrors of the room looking like an **** and, frankly, my body is not inspired by the sight.
My body's mind told me today that I have learned all I need from the Zumba class to go to the gym and develop my new Zumba inspired martial arts workout. I must admit that having to be at the gym ON TIME for a Zumba class is not very inspiring to me. I'm really good at certain things in the gym. I'm not very good at Zumba and, frankly, IT'S HUMILIATING! I don't like to go to the gym, on THEIR time schedule, to be humiliated! I want to be super-cool when I go to the gym and I am super-cool....except when I do Zumba. Sheesh!
I'll tell you what's the worst: The worst is when there are no gorgeous babes in the Zumba class, and it's full, and the homely women around me have not taken a bath and desperately need one! Oh man, does that ever stink! I hold God fully responsible for giving me the nose of a dog who hates the smell of ****. Yes I do! Honestly, homely women are bad enough when they don't stink. I don't want to write anymore about this!
BUTT...I will say that I now feel that hell is being in a Zumba class with homely women who stink...for all eternity!