08-15-2011, 12:00 AM
Okay, it's time to come clean. The dreaming em'a'sorry has told me over and over that I am the 157 billionth greatest dreamer ever to walk the face of the Earth. I'm right up there with whatshisface and that other guy. You know...that other guy. You know who I'm talking about, right? Good
Well, I have it on reliable revelation that although there is the official 'cover story' the fact of the matter is that antipasto is the unknown anti-matter of the Italian cooking world. If you ever get antipasto and regular pasto together occupying the same space at the same time, properly introduced, you will trigger an explosion that will make Hiroshima look like a crate of melted Hershey chocolate bars. Lucky for the world that Hitler never stumbled upon this secret or we would all be speaking German today.
The fact that Italy still exists is proof enough for any skeptic that there is indeed a God!
So, don't tell anyone, okay. This is supposed to be a secret between me, you and the dreaming em'a'sorry. Of course, there's nothing to worry about as long as the antipasto and the regular pasto are not properly introduced, but I wouldn't risk it if I were you. NEVER combine antipasto and regular pasto in the same plate unless you have a death wish.
This has been a public service announcement from me who don't give a dam
Even if I had a dam I wouldn't give it...or live downstream from it, for that matter!
Hey, if you live downstream from a dam YOUR butt should be up their checking for cracks!
America can no longer afford damn inspectors!
Well, I have it on reliable revelation that although there is the official 'cover story' the fact of the matter is that antipasto is the unknown anti-matter of the Italian cooking world. If you ever get antipasto and regular pasto together occupying the same space at the same time, properly introduced, you will trigger an explosion that will make Hiroshima look like a crate of melted Hershey chocolate bars. Lucky for the world that Hitler never stumbled upon this secret or we would all be speaking German today.
The fact that Italy still exists is proof enough for any skeptic that there is indeed a God!
So, don't tell anyone, okay. This is supposed to be a secret between me, you and the dreaming em'a'sorry. Of course, there's nothing to worry about as long as the antipasto and the regular pasto are not properly introduced, but I wouldn't risk it if I were you. NEVER combine antipasto and regular pasto in the same plate unless you have a death wish.
This has been a public service announcement from me who don't give a dam
Even if I had a dam I wouldn't give it...or live downstream from it, for that matter!
Hey, if you live downstream from a dam YOUR butt should be up their checking for cracks!
America can no longer afford damn inspectors!