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And now it's time for...
Star Truck
(Episode 1: The Phantom *Peh-nis)
*Note: Yes, it's about a giant, flying peh-nis and it can't be seen because its a phantom; which saves a lot of money on special effects and censor violations, let me tell you

Starring:
George Clooney as: BO Juan KaDopey
and
Carrot Top as: Puke PieMaker
Also starring:
Seth Rogan as: Han-job Solo
and
Rosie O'Donald as: Princess No One Wants Too Lay-er
Plus
You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie as: R2-D2
and
Pee Wee Herman as: C's 3 BO's

CATCH PHRASES:
Puke's catch phrase: Holy space cruisers, BO!
BO Juan KaDopey's catch phrase:  Trust the forced, Puke!
Hand-job Solo's catch phrase: To hell with all that forced ****!
Princess NOW T Lay-er:  Hell, I don't want to screw you either!
C's 3 BO's catch phrase: Oh dear! Oh dear! Why are there always three of you?
R2-D2's catch phrase:  whistle!, whistle!, click!, click!, burp!, whistle!

We tried to get Orson Wells to play the part of Jabba the Hutt, but...he's dead. They had to use a skyscraper crane to lift the coffin