((( THE OVERALL PURPOSE, MY PURPOSE OF LIFE & OTHER INTERESTING THINGS )))

[Sacateca.sorcery]

INTERMISSION
Okay, seeing how lively a crowd we have here tonight at the morgue I thought it would be great if we had a singalong.
Don't you agree? Great!
Let's start with a classic:

OLD MAN RIVER
Old man river, that old man river
He don't know nuthin,
So he must know nuthin,
He must know nuthin,
Cause he don't know nuthin,
He just keeps rollin aaaaallooooooonnngg!

Well, nobody sang and that's encouraging so how about we try a modernized classic
that young urban people everywhere can relate to

JIMMY CRACK HO
Jimmy crack ho and I don't care,
Jimmy crack ho and I don't care,
Jimmy crack ho and I don't careeeeeeeeee...
Cause I don't care about crack ho's

Marvelous!
Admit it. You feel a bit less comatose than when the intermission began
So, my job is done!

I'll end with a...
FUNNY DEATH IDEA:
Climbing to the very top of New York's Empire State Building and at the very last foothold you slip on a banana peel leftover by King Kong,
they never showed that scene when he was eating a banana, but trust me...it happened!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Okay, you can go back to sleep now