08-23-2011, 12:00 AM
I watched a couple of YouTube videos where they were showing a commercial for the Shake Weight on The View and then another on The Ellen Degeneres Show. Each time all the women in the audience started laughing and they never openly explained why. It was an inside joke that was funny and no one dared openly explain it. You either knew why it was funny or forget about it; and so I have written this today:
Now you can 'shake' yourself into the body of your dreams with
SHAKE WEIGHT!!!
Created by a man who redirected his chronic monkey/chicken-slapping into a dream 'come' true here is what Shake Weight creator John Peter Thomas has to say:
"When I gave up smoking I needed something to fill the gap and so I began slapping my monkey every time I wanted a cigarette. Eventually I found myself chicken choking during all my free time. After three-months of chronic monkey/chicken-slap choking I knew I had a problem. Then...I had a dream. In this dream I saw myself choking the slapped monkey/chicken and my body transformed into the statue of a muscular Greek God. I awoke thinking that at least I had stopped messing with the one-eyed head. Then an idea 'came' to me and I began working my dream into reality. The more I worked on what would become the Shake Weight the less I slapped my poor, exasperated monkey-chicken. Finally I perfected the product, my one-eyed head is at rest, and I now look like a Greek God and YOU CAN TOO!!"
--John Peter Thomas
Hey guys! Bet you never thought that doing what you've been doing all your life would turn you into a Greek God, eh?
BUY YOUR SHAKE WEIGHT TODAY!!!!
https://www.shakeweightformen.com/
*I'm joking here, but I recently bought a shake weight at the Sports Authority, after seeing it at Walmart, and quite frankly, it's fantastic! After many years of bodybuilding and martial arts I have NEVER found a product that can give me an effectively powerful workout while lying down in bed. Adapting this device for use in the morning when you need to get up can get the blood flowing and get you moving into your day in a wonderful way; and the price is indeed right
Slappin the one-eyed choked chicken-headed/monkey
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Now you can 'shake' yourself into the body of your dreams with
SHAKE WEIGHT!!!
Created by a man who redirected his chronic monkey/chicken-slapping into a dream 'come' true here is what Shake Weight creator John Peter Thomas has to say:
"When I gave up smoking I needed something to fill the gap and so I began slapping my monkey every time I wanted a cigarette. Eventually I found myself chicken choking during all my free time. After three-months of chronic monkey/chicken-slap choking I knew I had a problem. Then...I had a dream. In this dream I saw myself choking the slapped monkey/chicken and my body transformed into the statue of a muscular Greek God. I awoke thinking that at least I had stopped messing with the one-eyed head. Then an idea 'came' to me and I began working my dream into reality. The more I worked on what would become the Shake Weight the less I slapped my poor, exasperated monkey-chicken. Finally I perfected the product, my one-eyed head is at rest, and I now look like a Greek God and YOU CAN TOO!!"
--John Peter Thomas
Hey guys! Bet you never thought that doing what you've been doing all your life would turn you into a Greek God, eh?
BUY YOUR SHAKE WEIGHT TODAY!!!!
https://www.shakeweightformen.com/
*I'm joking here, but I recently bought a shake weight at the Sports Authority, after seeing it at Walmart, and quite frankly, it's fantastic! After many years of bodybuilding and martial arts I have NEVER found a product that can give me an effectively powerful workout while lying down in bed. Adapting this device for use in the morning when you need to get up can get the blood flowing and get you moving into your day in a wonderful way; and the price is indeed right
Slappin the one-eyed choked chicken-headed/monkey
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