09-02-2011, 12:00 AM
LITTLE KNOWN USES FOR WD-40
The formula for WD-40 was discovered by mad scientists hired by the US government to create a lubricating tranquilizer for overly grumpy tax payers. They failed, but their failure was our victory! WD-40 was patented by the US military, then stolen by the Russians who sold it to the Chinese who eventually sold it back to America and it's now available to you!
Among it's many uses WD-40:
1) Repels overly critical mother-in-laws. Just spray them in the face. Hey, it works!
2) Use it to stop rust on orbiting space craft
3) Spray it on a fish hook in order to keep from catching boots and old tires
4) Lubricates and 'stretches' the life of condoms so you can use them over and over and over again!
5) Spray it in a pipe and smoke it. Watch what happens!
6) Makes a great underarm deodorant!
7) Spray it on your feet and slide comfortably into too tight shoes
8 ) Spray it up your nose in order to see God
9) Spray it on your bills and they pay themselves
Thousands of other uses!!!
*Secret ingredient: Shark fart juice
The formula for WD-40 was discovered by mad scientists hired by the US government to create a lubricating tranquilizer for overly grumpy tax payers. They failed, but their failure was our victory! WD-40 was patented by the US military, then stolen by the Russians who sold it to the Chinese who eventually sold it back to America and it's now available to you!
Among it's many uses WD-40:
1) Repels overly critical mother-in-laws. Just spray them in the face. Hey, it works!
2) Use it to stop rust on orbiting space craft
3) Spray it on a fish hook in order to keep from catching boots and old tires
4) Lubricates and 'stretches' the life of condoms so you can use them over and over and over again!
5) Spray it in a pipe and smoke it. Watch what happens!
6) Makes a great underarm deodorant!
7) Spray it on your feet and slide comfortably into too tight shoes
8 ) Spray it up your nose in order to see God
9) Spray it on your bills and they pay themselves
Thousands of other uses!!!
*Secret ingredient: Shark fart juice