09-02-2011, 12:00 AM
I just heard that a dog ate ten-thousand-dollars worth of diamonds. Can
you imagine? Hey, If I had a dog who ate ten-thousand-dollars worth of
diamonds he'd be sleeping with a vacuum cleaner hose rammed up his butt
and the thing turned on full. Who cares if I ruin the vacuum cleaner.
Within about 24 hours...I'll buy a new and better one! Same goes for the
'inside out' dog
you imagine? Hey, If I had a dog who ate ten-thousand-dollars worth of
diamonds he'd be sleeping with a vacuum cleaner hose rammed up his butt
and the thing turned on full. Who cares if I ruin the vacuum cleaner.
Within about 24 hours...I'll buy a new and better one! Same goes for the
'inside out' dog

