09-04-2011, 12:00 AM
Nads
I just had to see if this hair removal company was still in business:
http://www.nads.com/
I remember laughing my way through those old infomercials. I believe the woman who created this hair removal product is from Australia. I have to assume that in Australia things are different because in America when some kid would say 'nads' he'd be talking about testicles.
When the woman, with her heavy accent, would say, "I named the product after my daughter" I would automatically respond, "You named your daughter ballocks? How quaint."
'Oh ballocks. Can you come here and help me with this, dear?'
Heck, if some woman came up to me and said, "I have Nads" I would respond, "Do you wear them with a strap-on device or did you have them surgically implanted.
Unless I am mistaken, I believe they did a demonstration where they used ballocks...er...I mean Nads to remove all the hair from a gorilla. Pretty impressive, although the gorilla didn't seem to happy. I think he was drugged.
And Cher's daughter, who is now a man, just keeps getting fatter and fatter. At the rate he/she is going not even Richard Simmons will be able to save her...um...him...er...it
The misery of the rich has got to be more most miserably misery of all
I now propose a toast to the Nads lady and her daughter's ballocks
Drink up!
*I can envision their next infomercial, "And now presenting our new, improved Nads"
What's the matter? Your old testicles weren't good enough for ya?
I just had to see if this hair removal company was still in business:
http://www.nads.com/
I remember laughing my way through those old infomercials. I believe the woman who created this hair removal product is from Australia. I have to assume that in Australia things are different because in America when some kid would say 'nads' he'd be talking about testicles.
When the woman, with her heavy accent, would say, "I named the product after my daughter" I would automatically respond, "You named your daughter ballocks? How quaint."
'Oh ballocks. Can you come here and help me with this, dear?'
Heck, if some woman came up to me and said, "I have Nads" I would respond, "Do you wear them with a strap-on device or did you have them surgically implanted.
Unless I am mistaken, I believe they did a demonstration where they used ballocks...er...I mean Nads to remove all the hair from a gorilla. Pretty impressive, although the gorilla didn't seem to happy. I think he was drugged.
And Cher's daughter, who is now a man, just keeps getting fatter and fatter. At the rate he/she is going not even Richard Simmons will be able to save her...um...him...er...it
The misery of the rich has got to be more most miserably misery of all
I now propose a toast to the Nads lady and her daughter's ballocks
Drink up!
*I can envision their next infomercial, "And now presenting our new, improved Nads"
What's the matter? Your old testicles weren't good enough for ya?