((( THE NATURE OF REALITY )))

[Genardo Sacateca]

IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl
There's none so classy
As this fair lassie
Oh! Oh! Oh my goodness, what a chassis
We went riding, she didn't balk
Round the country
I'm the one that had to walk
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! What a girl!
I have got a sweetie known as Susie
In the words of Shakespeare she's a "wow"
Though all of you may know her, too
I'd like to shout right now
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl
She wears long tresses
And nice tight dresses
Oh! Oh!
What a future she possesses
I had a mustache as cute as a pup
Susie kissed me, and she burned the darned thing up
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! What a...
Out in public she's meek and mild
But in the parlor, mother dear come save your child
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! What a girl!