10-14-2011, 12:00 AM
We were having plumbing problems
so we called the Rotor Rooter guy.
The guy comes over and is supposed to be pumping the cesspool.
I get home and find him pumping my wife. So I say to the guy,
"Don't tease me, if you wanna take her, TAKE HER!!!!!
INSTRUCTIONS:
Do
not tell this joke within earshot of either your wife or your ex-wife.
After living with you she's probably got a gun in her purse
Do not tell this joke to your son. Not even if he's now older than you
Do not tell this joke to your mother. You're really pushing your luck if you do
This joke can only be fully appreciated by guys who are now divorced. All others should cover their eyes and skim past it
*This has been a public service announcement
so we called the Rotor Rooter guy.
The guy comes over and is supposed to be pumping the cesspool.
I get home and find him pumping my wife. So I say to the guy,
"Don't tease me, if you wanna take her, TAKE HER!!!!!
INSTRUCTIONS:
Do
not tell this joke within earshot of either your wife or your ex-wife.
After living with you she's probably got a gun in her purse
Do not tell this joke to your son. Not even if he's now older than you
Do not tell this joke to your mother. You're really pushing your luck if you do
This joke can only be fully appreciated by guys who are now divorced. All others should cover their eyes and skim past it
*This has been a public service announcement

