09-28-2011, 12:00 AM
I was in a second-hand book store once and I was looking at a book about New Guinea sitting on the counter. I said to the older lady in charge of the store that I heard there were lots of head hunters in New Guinea. She said, "And lots of Christian missionaries too!" I responded, "I've heard that Christian cannibals are only allowed to eat...Hindus" and she started laughing so hard I though she was going to have a heart attack. Hey, I didn't think it was THAT funny.

