10-01-2011, 12:00 AM
I'm into solid, dependable, easy to understand, non-philosophical solutions like speed bumps. If your neighborhood is having trouble with people speeding complain to the authorities until they install speed bumps. That will solve the problem alright. I mean, no matter how fast someone wants to drive if he sees an artificial mountain in the middle of the road chances are he's going to slow down, right? Voila! Speeding problem solved!
I've got an idea I'm considering pitching to the Ronco company. A real 'speed bump' type solution to the overeating problem plaguing most Americans today:
The Ronco Refrigerator Timer Lock with Portable Mini Thermonuclear device. You can only open the refrigerator three times a day at preset times. If you try to pry the refrigerator open with a crowbar it sets off the mini thermonuclear device and your eating problems are permanently solved. Heck, chances are most of your neighbors are having the same problem too, right? Kill the problems of all the 'birds' in a one-block radius with one 'stone'.
The Ronco Refrigerator Timer Lock with Portable Mini Thermonuclear device.
Yup, a real 'nuts & bolts' 'down to Earth', practical, easy to understand, non-philosophical answer to the overeating problem.
A real 'speed bumps' type of solution
...and it even comes with a 9 volt backup battery in case the power goes out!
I've got an idea I'm considering pitching to the Ronco company. A real 'speed bump' type solution to the overeating problem plaguing most Americans today:
The Ronco Refrigerator Timer Lock with Portable Mini Thermonuclear device. You can only open the refrigerator three times a day at preset times. If you try to pry the refrigerator open with a crowbar it sets off the mini thermonuclear device and your eating problems are permanently solved. Heck, chances are most of your neighbors are having the same problem too, right? Kill the problems of all the 'birds' in a one-block radius with one 'stone'.
The Ronco Refrigerator Timer Lock with Portable Mini Thermonuclear device.
Yup, a real 'nuts & bolts' 'down to Earth', practical, easy to understand, non-philosophical answer to the overeating problem.
A real 'speed bumps' type of solution
...and it even comes with a 9 volt backup battery in case the power goes out!