09-24-2011, 12:00 AM
TORTILLA FLATS
Welcome to the new Meh-hee-can Soap Oprah called:
Tortilla Flats
I am your host Sancho Panza (yes, same one. Don't get it? GOOD!!)
and we are all excited about this new soap oprah that we know is going to be a big hit!
It's about the adventures of a young, beautiful, rich Meh-hee-can woman
and her obsessive desire to ridicule, humiliate and demoralize
every white man she gets romantically involved with; and she gets involved with a lot!
Five in just the first half-hour of the episode!
She eventually gets killed, but I'm not supposed to tell you that so forget I said anything, okay?
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Thought For The Day
"A wise person always knows when to keep his farts to himself"
-- Lau Lau Tsu
"A boy named Tsu"
--Johnny Carsh
Welcome to the new Meh-hee-can Soap Oprah called:
Tortilla Flats
I am your host Sancho Panza (yes, same one. Don't get it? GOOD!!)
and we are all excited about this new soap oprah that we know is going to be a big hit!
It's about the adventures of a young, beautiful, rich Meh-hee-can woman
and her obsessive desire to ridicule, humiliate and demoralize
every white man she gets romantically involved with; and she gets involved with a lot!
Five in just the first half-hour of the episode!
She eventually gets killed, but I'm not supposed to tell you that so forget I said anything, okay?
______________________________________
Thought For The Day
"A wise person always knows when to keep his farts to himself"
-- Lau Lau Tsu
"A boy named Tsu"
--Johnny Carsh