10-17-2010, 12:00 AM
"A warrior has no dignity, no country, no honor, no money and no balls." -DJM
"A warrior carries a piece in case of flyers, inorganics, witches turned into animals and aliens from out of space." -DJM
"The warrior's way is the most important thing in the world. The absolutely most important thing in the whole universe. More important than the Simpsons and ****." -DJM
"It's okay if you **** your pants Carlitos, just don't ask me to wash them for you." -DJM
"You want my picture? Why don't you take a picture of THIS!" -DJM
"Women are magical creatures. Treat them gently and ditch them if they act dull. It's not like they are human..." -DJM
"If you fail to become a warrior, you might as well become a writer. At least you'll get the **** and the money." -DJM
"Carlitos, could you help me with something? See that bed? Ok... I want you to lay there, drop the pants and close your eyes..." -DJM
"Today, my dear Carlitos, the nagual blow is not on your shoulder blades..." -DJM
"I'm a warriah, you are the walking scum of the earth!" -DJM
"Women are naturally equiped to be superb warriors. They have no balls nor dick, but they can get as many as they want with a ****." -DJM
PS: I suggest a Humour section is created, for the less-than-serious posts.
"A warrior carries a piece in case of flyers, inorganics, witches turned into animals and aliens from out of space." -DJM
"The warrior's way is the most important thing in the world. The absolutely most important thing in the whole universe. More important than the Simpsons and ****." -DJM
"It's okay if you **** your pants Carlitos, just don't ask me to wash them for you." -DJM
"You want my picture? Why don't you take a picture of THIS!" -DJM
"Women are magical creatures. Treat them gently and ditch them if they act dull. It's not like they are human..." -DJM
"If you fail to become a warrior, you might as well become a writer. At least you'll get the **** and the money." -DJM
"Carlitos, could you help me with something? See that bed? Ok... I want you to lay there, drop the pants and close your eyes..." -DJM
"Today, my dear Carlitos, the nagual blow is not on your shoulder blades..." -DJM
"I'm a warriah, you are the walking scum of the earth!" -DJM
"Women are naturally equiped to be superb warriors. They have no balls nor dick, but they can get as many as they want with a ****." -DJM
PS: I suggest a Humour section is created, for the less-than-serious posts.