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Advancing Upon Don Juan: Sentient Intent
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(cheers and applause)




ARNOLD: Okay, stop cheering already. It's getting old.




HECKLER: So are you!




ARNOLD: Very funny. Look I'm laughing so much my bodyguards are sneaking up behind you with their guns drawn. Ha, you looked! Sucker.




Alright. I'm here today to make my public endorsement of McCain for president. Now, I could give you a lot of fancy reasons why, but I've decided to be
straight-forward and honest. So, I'm endorsing John McCain for president because he's not black, he's not Jewish and, most of all, he's not a
woman.




Now, I don't want to hear any of that 'you like Hitler' **** because I just ate a bad taco and I'm not in the mood. That goes especially for
you, girly-man!




HECKLER: Hey, don't look at me! I'm not going to say anything




(At that moment Arnold's bodyguards smack the guy upside the head and drag him out of the audience by his feet)
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Advancing Upon Don Juan: Sentient Intent - by Sidarthur Prospero - 03-08-2008, 12:00 AM

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