Feminism: the Stalk

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Feminism is a range of political movements, ideologies, and social movements that share a common goal: to define, establish, and achieve political, economic, personal, and social rights for women.[1][2] This includes seeking to establish educational and professional opportunities for women that are equal to such opportunities for men.Feminist movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for women's rights, including the right to vote, to hold public office, to work, to earn fair wages or equal pay, to own property, to receive education, to enter contracts, to have equal rights within marriage, and to have maternity leave. Feminists have also worked to promote bodily autonomy and integrity, and to protect women and girls from rape, sexual harassment, and domestic violence.[3]

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Gender is greater than sex.  You are born with sex, but you choose your gender.  Treating people based on sex is stupid; something beyond control of the self.  Treating people based on being pussies, well, that's an entirely different concept.  Some helpful questions to determine where your boundaries stand are:

-Are you threatened by empowered women?  
-Are you threatened by empowered men?
-Are you threatened by differences of opinion?

My responses are below:
-Yes.
-Yes.
-Yes.

In response to my threatened perception, I've become a master cult leader and have been spreading the gospel of the Cosmic V for as long as I can remember (which really, isn't all that long at all).  I'm recapping a fair extent so I'm sure at some point, I'll find the eagle and eat from the Cosmic -- uh, wait, I think I already did that.  Can someone please call Carlos and ask him what comes after the eagle?  I need to know where I'm going next.