09-14-2010, 12:00 AM
Two guys in a boat, book-wise-quotaholic and a natural man start talking.
"I've read all the books on all that there is to know about life, sex, politics, spirituality and the universe.", said one.
"Well shees... I don't know squat... I just eat, ****, *** and try to enjoy myself."
"Well you are stupid, ugly and less than sexy and I wouldn't want to give you the time of day, but we are here and I have to stand your despicable presence."
BAM! Torpedo strikes. Boat starts sinking.
"HOLY HELL!" Said the wise-***
"Hey smartypants... do you know how to swim!?" Said the fool while jumping to the water.
"NOOO!"
"Boo fucking hoo!"
"I've read all the books on all that there is to know about life, sex, politics, spirituality and the universe.", said one.
"Well shees... I don't know squat... I just eat, ****, *** and try to enjoy myself."
"Well you are stupid, ugly and less than sexy and I wouldn't want to give you the time of day, but we are here and I have to stand your despicable presence."
BAM! Torpedo strikes. Boat starts sinking.
"HOLY HELL!" Said the wise-***
"Hey smartypants... do you know how to swim!?" Said the fool while jumping to the water.
"NOOO!"
"Boo fucking hoo!"