06-17-2010, 12:00 AM
Gonzo wrote:
SelfHealedMadman wrote:
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Hey, I know hurlyburly!
"Are you into serious Recapitulation DJM style"?
No, I'm into serious recapitulation Kris style.
So, Spiritual Autolysis whilst strung up in box in a tree?
Oho, yee of little faith!
Well, we have a posse, and it goes sumtin’ like this….
Begins with a 16 oz. steak‑with‑three‑eggs‑over‑easy‑double‑hash-browns‑and‑a-keg‑o beer breakfast. Then, we’all sit down and tell the ID to shut the fu** up. We have a sign propped up by my combat shotgun (for emphasis and ready at all times) that states, “Warrior Recapitulation in Progress! Disturb Us and Painful Death to The Ass Talkers!”
Our emblem is a graphic depiction of don Juan’s head lanced on a pike, complete with dripping blood and dangling viscera. The motto beneath the emblem is "RECAPITULATE!"
Those that dare utter a sound during the process are met with the rest of us shrieking, “You’re Your Personal History! You’re a fake! A fraud! Nothing but personal history! Shut the fu** up and die! Lose your human form! GET IT OUT! RECAPITULATE!!” Whoever’s within reach of the ass-talker usually clocks ‘m a time or two for good measure as well.
We don’t do no proper sittin’, (we’re usually in the position we passed out in the previous night,) head turnin’, chakra alignin’, tree huggin’, soulmate buttfu****, twiin flame strokin’, flyer minded gibberish path with heart bullshit, either. We have hairy chests, (especially the women), loud farts, thick forearms, bad teeth, big mouths and swear like rude motherfu****! We wear T‑shirts that say "Mean people suck, nice people swallow and all self-proclaimed Naguals can kiss my sweet hairy ass!" We cause teen queens to get wet, pubescent boys to go limp, and lil', ol' ladies to have heart attacks.
We ain’t no sissy new-agey warriors (Aka, tofu-fruitee warriors) that lead, harmonize, interact on a global interpersonal ‘seeing’ level, unite with the Universe, nurture the Inner Child, babble about Love, Peace, Harmony and Naguals (instead of performing The Recapitulation), have that soft and repulsive mushy handshake, start babbling inanities before you even ask them a question, expect you to start babbling with them, complain about your manners when you refuse to listen to m’ and tell ‘m to go to hell, use terminology such as " Ubiquitous,” "Seeing," "Second Attention," and other Toltec pseudo‑terms, retro‑psychological terminological, idiotic and utterly meaningless bullshit, engage in fairy tales about Dreaming and IOBs, walk backwards with mirrors strapped to their heads, mind-fu** themselves worrying about which way the crows are flying, engage in pottery, yoga, gazing, staring at witches snatches, and, whine, complain, **** and moan about anything and everything on discussion groups.
Be aware of them and avoid them when possible! What they do is talk a lot (mostly about themselves,) defend their beliefs and never DO a damn thing! Fruit‑Tofu Arm-Chair Warriors. Puke.
We, on the other hand, are warriors and scholars of the highest caliber!!! We’re also mean, insensitive, and arrogant sonsabitches! We are a bad bone in your chicken soup ('cause we make ya’ choke.)
All in all, we’re pretty goddamn horrible.
Other than that, our recapping isn’t much different than anyone else’s.
Does it work? Sure! Yet...
If your desire is to experience transcendental bliss or supreme love or altered states of consciousness or awakened kundalini, or to qualify for heaven, or to become a Nagual, or to liberate all sentient beings, or simply to become the best dang person you can be, then rejoice!, you're in the right place - your current situation - the dream state - the dualistic universe.
However, if your interest is to cut the **** and figure out what's true, then you're in the wrong place and you've got a very messy fight ahead and there's no point in pretending otherwise.
The universe, spirit, whatever, will give us whatever we want. That's how it works, even if we don't know it. It can't be otherwise. We don't have to be worthy, but we do have to know what it is that we want. We have to focus. Do that.
Write out your recap list and condense it down with actual recapitulation until you've reduced it to no-thing. With desire, passsion and intent.
The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue.
Our path can only be meandering and our life a blur until we do that.
If it’s the WarriorsWay, it’s through recapitulation, or not at all.
SHM
SelfHealedMadman wrote:
~
Hey, I know hurlyburly!
"Are you into serious Recapitulation DJM style"?
No, I'm into serious recapitulation Kris style.
So, Spiritual Autolysis whilst strung up in box in a tree?
Oho, yee of little faith!
Well, we have a posse, and it goes sumtin’ like this….
Begins with a 16 oz. steak‑with‑three‑eggs‑over‑easy‑double‑hash-browns‑and‑a-keg‑o beer breakfast. Then, we’all sit down and tell the ID to shut the fu** up. We have a sign propped up by my combat shotgun (for emphasis and ready at all times) that states, “Warrior Recapitulation in Progress! Disturb Us and Painful Death to The Ass Talkers!”
Our emblem is a graphic depiction of don Juan’s head lanced on a pike, complete with dripping blood and dangling viscera. The motto beneath the emblem is "RECAPITULATE!"
Those that dare utter a sound during the process are met with the rest of us shrieking, “You’re Your Personal History! You’re a fake! A fraud! Nothing but personal history! Shut the fu** up and die! Lose your human form! GET IT OUT! RECAPITULATE!!” Whoever’s within reach of the ass-talker usually clocks ‘m a time or two for good measure as well.
We don’t do no proper sittin’, (we’re usually in the position we passed out in the previous night,) head turnin’, chakra alignin’, tree huggin’, soulmate buttfu****, twiin flame strokin’, flyer minded gibberish path with heart bullshit, either. We have hairy chests, (especially the women), loud farts, thick forearms, bad teeth, big mouths and swear like rude motherfu****! We wear T‑shirts that say "Mean people suck, nice people swallow and all self-proclaimed Naguals can kiss my sweet hairy ass!" We cause teen queens to get wet, pubescent boys to go limp, and lil', ol' ladies to have heart attacks.
We ain’t no sissy new-agey warriors (Aka, tofu-fruitee warriors) that lead, harmonize, interact on a global interpersonal ‘seeing’ level, unite with the Universe, nurture the Inner Child, babble about Love, Peace, Harmony and Naguals (instead of performing The Recapitulation), have that soft and repulsive mushy handshake, start babbling inanities before you even ask them a question, expect you to start babbling with them, complain about your manners when you refuse to listen to m’ and tell ‘m to go to hell, use terminology such as " Ubiquitous,” "Seeing," "Second Attention," and other Toltec pseudo‑terms, retro‑psychological terminological, idiotic and utterly meaningless bullshit, engage in fairy tales about Dreaming and IOBs, walk backwards with mirrors strapped to their heads, mind-fu** themselves worrying about which way the crows are flying, engage in pottery, yoga, gazing, staring at witches snatches, and, whine, complain, **** and moan about anything and everything on discussion groups.
Be aware of them and avoid them when possible! What they do is talk a lot (mostly about themselves,) defend their beliefs and never DO a damn thing! Fruit‑Tofu Arm-Chair Warriors. Puke.
We, on the other hand, are warriors and scholars of the highest caliber!!! We’re also mean, insensitive, and arrogant sonsabitches! We are a bad bone in your chicken soup ('cause we make ya’ choke.)
All in all, we’re pretty goddamn horrible.
Other than that, our recapping isn’t much different than anyone else’s.
Does it work? Sure! Yet...
If your desire is to experience transcendental bliss or supreme love or altered states of consciousness or awakened kundalini, or to qualify for heaven, or to become a Nagual, or to liberate all sentient beings, or simply to become the best dang person you can be, then rejoice!, you're in the right place - your current situation - the dream state - the dualistic universe.
However, if your interest is to cut the **** and figure out what's true, then you're in the wrong place and you've got a very messy fight ahead and there's no point in pretending otherwise.
The universe, spirit, whatever, will give us whatever we want. That's how it works, even if we don't know it. It can't be otherwise. We don't have to be worthy, but we do have to know what it is that we want. We have to focus. Do that.
Write out your recap list and condense it down with actual recapitulation until you've reduced it to no-thing. With desire, passsion and intent.
The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue.
Our path can only be meandering and our life a blur until we do that.
If it’s the WarriorsWay, it’s through recapitulation, or not at all.
SHM