07-29-2017, 12:00 AM
Act 3
(The final act)
Is that all the places importance comes from?
Not quite. Our bodies are also capable of communicating to us what's important to them. When they need water they make us thirsty, when they need sleep they make us tired, and so forth.
So your bodies attribute importance to things related to their survival?
Yes, I'd say that's a good way of putting it.
That's it. Earthling, we now know your weaknesses. Surrender at once or our ships will destroy your puny planet!
Silly alien. While we've been talking humans have captured all of the ships you had surrounding this planet and are reverse engineering them now. You're the only one who remains of your species anywhere near this planet.
What?! How can that be?!
I suppose it's not your fault really. You didn't know you were coming to a place where the dominant species was so obsessed with acquisitions and avoiding loss, using their time fully to make gains, survival, and pleasing other people. If you'd known that would you really have believed you could just park all your spaceships around and others would leave them alone while you had a conversation with me?
No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And so, once again greed, time management, and vanity have saved the human race. This show has been brought to you by United Egg Farmers Incorporated, who wish to remind you that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So start your day off right. Eat breakfast and have the energy you need to do your best at work. Do so every day and who knows, you might get a promotion and a raise! And wouldn't that make your family happy?
(The final act)
Is that all the places importance comes from?
Not quite. Our bodies are also capable of communicating to us what's important to them. When they need water they make us thirsty, when they need sleep they make us tired, and so forth.
So your bodies attribute importance to things related to their survival?
Yes, I'd say that's a good way of putting it.
That's it. Earthling, we now know your weaknesses. Surrender at once or our ships will destroy your puny planet!
Silly alien. While we've been talking humans have captured all of the ships you had surrounding this planet and are reverse engineering them now. You're the only one who remains of your species anywhere near this planet.
What?! How can that be?!
I suppose it's not your fault really. You didn't know you were coming to a place where the dominant species was so obsessed with acquisitions and avoiding loss, using their time fully to make gains, survival, and pleasing other people. If you'd known that would you really have believed you could just park all your spaceships around and others would leave them alone while you had a conversation with me?
No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And so, once again greed, time management, and vanity have saved the human race. This show has been brought to you by United Egg Farmers Incorporated, who wish to remind you that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So start your day off right. Eat breakfast and have the energy you need to do your best at work. Do so every day and who knows, you might get a promotion and a raise! And wouldn't that make your family happy?