07-12-2010, 12:00 AM
If you are a fan of Superman: You are a born nagual, it's natural for you to be powerful and mighty and you play dumb just to fit in. You like to dress up and help others as a glorified fireman. It's alright, you are level headed... you can handle it.
If you are a fan of Spiderman: You are a moron that trampled into power and you try to help others with your limited powers with a sense of duty but, unlike Superman, your powers are limited and you can't be everywhere at any time. As a superhero, your act is local at best and you get lots of **** by the media. You also have guilt trips for failing to live up to your unrealistic standards.
If you are a fan of Batman: You are the ultimate reactive psycho. You have no powers whatsoever so you train all day long and get all the gadgets, gizmos and aparatus that you humanly can to try to fight crime while thinking that every criminal you manage to capture and beat up is the high school bully that gave you blue nipples or that little girl that said you were ugly. Lots of long hours, you are seen as a psycho and pursued by the police.
If you are a fan of Kickass: You will hit your head with the door as you leave your room, fall on your back and die stabbed by a nail cutter.
And my personal favorite...
If you are a fan of Wolverine: You have no memory of who you are, you were tortured in a grotesque manner, you are pissed with the whole world, you have a bad attitude and if you occasionally help others is just to get them out of your face. Your main power is the ability to take infinite amounts of **** and punishment just to heal and get some more. You don't want to be a hero but circumstances make it happen. All you want is not to be hassled anymore.
Ain't that funny? hehehehe
If you are a fan of Spiderman: You are a moron that trampled into power and you try to help others with your limited powers with a sense of duty but, unlike Superman, your powers are limited and you can't be everywhere at any time. As a superhero, your act is local at best and you get lots of **** by the media. You also have guilt trips for failing to live up to your unrealistic standards.
If you are a fan of Batman: You are the ultimate reactive psycho. You have no powers whatsoever so you train all day long and get all the gadgets, gizmos and aparatus that you humanly can to try to fight crime while thinking that every criminal you manage to capture and beat up is the high school bully that gave you blue nipples or that little girl that said you were ugly. Lots of long hours, you are seen as a psycho and pursued by the police.
If you are a fan of Kickass: You will hit your head with the door as you leave your room, fall on your back and die stabbed by a nail cutter.
And my personal favorite...
If you are a fan of Wolverine: You have no memory of who you are, you were tortured in a grotesque manner, you are pissed with the whole world, you have a bad attitude and if you occasionally help others is just to get them out of your face. Your main power is the ability to take infinite amounts of **** and punishment just to heal and get some more. You don't want to be a hero but circumstances make it happen. All you want is not to be hassled anymore.
Ain't that funny? hehehehe