02-13-2010, 12:00 AM
Here is one my neighbor told me after I told him the "what's in the bag?" one; I think it fits here:
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A man laying in bed with one eye open watches his wife standing in front of the mirror. She says, "Mirror, mirror on the door make mine 44" and wallawalla bliss bam boom baby. He is impressed, has to catch his breath and his eyeball popping out.
She off to wherever and he his brain brewing in his balls--bingo bulb!.
He comes out of the covers and stands there just like she did, "Mirror, mirror on the door make mine touch the floor." Then just a grin later--timble, tamble, tumble,stumblebumble, without two tall legs he touches the floor.
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A man laying in bed with one eye open watches his wife standing in front of the mirror. She says, "Mirror, mirror on the door make mine 44" and wallawalla bliss bam boom baby. He is impressed, has to catch his breath and his eyeball popping out.
She off to wherever and he his brain brewing in his balls--bingo bulb!.
He comes out of the covers and stands there just like she did, "Mirror, mirror on the door make mine touch the floor." Then just a grin later--timble, tamble, tumble,stumblebumble, without two tall legs he touches the floor.
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