02-15-2010, 12:00 AM
"The Big Chief is in his tepee one morning, clutching his tummy, " Nasrudin explains, clutching his own tummy and pulling and making appropiate sounds.
" He´s in excruciating pain from trapped winds, you see."
One of his squaws sees the agony is in and calls out : " Send for the Medicine Man, " she hollers: " Big Chief No Fart!"
So the old medicine man comes running up and after checking out the Big Chief he gives him some small tablets. " Take one of these twice a day, "
he advises, " and you´ll soon be as right as rain."
So the Big Chief does as he´s advised and takes the tablets.
The next morning , though , there he is , rolling in agony with trapped wind and straining intil he´s as red as a beetroot, but to no avail.
" Send for the Medicine Man , " one of the squaws hollers: " Big Chief No Fart!"
So the old medicine man comes running up again and after checking out the Big Chief he gives him some medium sized tablets.
" Take two of these three times a day," he advises , " and you´ll soon be as right as rain."
So the big Chief does as he´s advised and takes the tablets.
The next morning , though , there he is again , rolling in agony with trapped wind and straining until he´s as red as a beetroot, but to no avail.
" Send for Medicine Man, " one of the squaws hollers: " Big Chief No Fart!"
So the old medicine man comes up again and after checking out the Big Chief, he gives him some ginormous tablets, the ones they usually reserve for their horses.
So the Big Chief does as he´s advised and takes the tablets.
The next morning, though, there he is again , rolling in agony with trapped wind and straining until he´s as red as a beetroot, when there´s thes almighty explosion.
One of his squaws puts her head inside the flap of the tepee.
"Send for Medicine Man," she screams: " Big Fart, no Chief !"
PS: Why talk when you can fart ?
Don Isnobad
" He´s in excruciating pain from trapped winds, you see."
One of his squaws sees the agony is in and calls out : " Send for the Medicine Man, " she hollers: " Big Chief No Fart!"
So the old medicine man comes running up and after checking out the Big Chief he gives him some small tablets. " Take one of these twice a day, "
he advises, " and you´ll soon be as right as rain."
So the Big Chief does as he´s advised and takes the tablets.
The next morning , though , there he is , rolling in agony with trapped wind and straining intil he´s as red as a beetroot, but to no avail.
" Send for the Medicine Man , " one of the squaws hollers: " Big Chief No Fart!"
So the old medicine man comes running up again and after checking out the Big Chief he gives him some medium sized tablets.
" Take two of these three times a day," he advises , " and you´ll soon be as right as rain."
So the big Chief does as he´s advised and takes the tablets.
The next morning , though , there he is again , rolling in agony with trapped wind and straining until he´s as red as a beetroot, but to no avail.
" Send for Medicine Man, " one of the squaws hollers: " Big Chief No Fart!"
So the old medicine man comes up again and after checking out the Big Chief, he gives him some ginormous tablets, the ones they usually reserve for their horses.
So the Big Chief does as he´s advised and takes the tablets.
The next morning, though, there he is again , rolling in agony with trapped wind and straining until he´s as red as a beetroot, when there´s thes almighty explosion.
One of his squaws puts her head inside the flap of the tepee.
"Send for Medicine Man," she screams: " Big Fart, no Chief !"
PS: Why talk when you can fart ?
Don Isnobad