03-09-2006, 12:00 AM
A Parrot had been alone and miserable for many years, and became sadly out of shape and lost interest in life.
However, one day he became so tired of his pathetic existence, that he decided to start doing Tensegrity, with increasing gusto. And suddenly, things started happening in his life.
His owner noticed the birds new resolve, and took pity on the bird, and told him that he would be providing him with the mate he has always yearned for, when he got back home that evening.
When the owner got back that evening (with a little lady parrot), he saw that his parrot had plucked out all of his own feathers, during the course of the day.
So he asked him what the heck was the matter? Wasn't he glad that he was finally getting the mate he craved for?
"Of course" said the parrot. "But, tonight is the night I'm sleeping naked."
However, one day he became so tired of his pathetic existence, that he decided to start doing Tensegrity, with increasing gusto. And suddenly, things started happening in his life.
His owner noticed the birds new resolve, and took pity on the bird, and told him that he would be providing him with the mate he has always yearned for, when he got back home that evening.
When the owner got back that evening (with a little lady parrot), he saw that his parrot had plucked out all of his own feathers, during the course of the day.
So he asked him what the heck was the matter? Wasn't he glad that he was finally getting the mate he craved for?
"Of course" said the parrot. "But, tonight is the night I'm sleeping naked."