07-29-2018, 12:00 AM
The great thing about the Ministry of Magic is that it's a glorious work of fiction. I mean, no way there's a secret world of witchcraft and wizardry. No way there's a secret government operating outside of the secret government's secret government
The main dude is the Head of Magical Law Enforcement. It seems like a tight crew. You know what, the Weasley name was known for being poor. They were looked down upon and Mr. Weasley (Ron's pop) studied muggles. That wasn't a popular choice at the time. Skip ahead a decade or two and Ginny marries Harry, he-who-beat-Voldy and is the Head of Magical Law Enforcement. Ron married Hermoine, she who runs their entire secret government. Fred and George are family names due to their ability to entertain the people of this secret world.
The Weasley's nailed it and came out on top. For a family who did their own thing, were wholesome people, and were focused on keeping the light, they sure did well.
I suppose it didn't hurt that the Weasley's were members of the Order of the Phoenix. What is that, you wonder?
[ The Order of the Phoenix is a secret organisation in the Harry Potter series of fiction books written by J. K. Rowling. Founded by Albus Dumbledore to fight Lord Voldemort and his followers, the Death Eaters, the Order lends its name to the fifth book of the series, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. ]
A secret order, within a secret society, ran by Albus Dumbledore? Albus, leader of the light... keeper of secrets?!
And that's where Fantastic Beasts comes into play! Albus, the Master of F*ckery, is back! Albus. Man of Mystery. The greatest of all magicians
So in this unofficial world (of Witchcraft and Wizardry), exists an unofficial order (of the Phoenix) who eventually run the unofficial world (Ministry of Magic). The official leader of this unofficial government (Hermoine) and the Head of Magical Law Enforcement (Harry) are loyal to Albus. Their unofficial leader (Albus) figures out the secret of life and returns as a great looking younger man, with the same genius mind, still hellbent on winning the war against the darkness.
You think any of that might be real?! You crazy!
Why would Ron want you to call him? He already knows he's the luckiest man in the world.
The main dude is the Head of Magical Law Enforcement. It seems like a tight crew. You know what, the Weasley name was known for being poor. They were looked down upon and Mr. Weasley (Ron's pop) studied muggles. That wasn't a popular choice at the time. Skip ahead a decade or two and Ginny marries Harry, he-who-beat-Voldy and is the Head of Magical Law Enforcement. Ron married Hermoine, she who runs their entire secret government. Fred and George are family names due to their ability to entertain the people of this secret world.
The Weasley's nailed it and came out on top. For a family who did their own thing, were wholesome people, and were focused on keeping the light, they sure did well.
I suppose it didn't hurt that the Weasley's were members of the Order of the Phoenix. What is that, you wonder?
[ The Order of the Phoenix is a secret organisation in the Harry Potter series of fiction books written by J. K. Rowling. Founded by Albus Dumbledore to fight Lord Voldemort and his followers, the Death Eaters, the Order lends its name to the fifth book of the series, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. ]
A secret order, within a secret society, ran by Albus Dumbledore? Albus, leader of the light... keeper of secrets?!
And that's where Fantastic Beasts comes into play! Albus, the Master of F*ckery, is back! Albus. Man of Mystery. The greatest of all magicians
So in this unofficial world (of Witchcraft and Wizardry), exists an unofficial order (of the Phoenix) who eventually run the unofficial world (Ministry of Magic). The official leader of this unofficial government (Hermoine) and the Head of Magical Law Enforcement (Harry) are loyal to Albus. Their unofficial leader (Albus) figures out the secret of life and returns as a great looking younger man, with the same genius mind, still hellbent on winning the war against the darkness.
You think any of that might be real?! You crazy!
Why would Ron want you to call him? He already knows he's the luckiest man in the world.