Poop talk and beyond - split-off from Honour and Recap thread

[Pixie Dust]

My most honourable decision was once when I was at work.  It was early in the morning when I realized I wasn't feeling great.  I went to the restroom to relieve myself and when I was finished, I noticed I had clogged the toilet.  Now, it would have been ridiculously easy to walk out and not do anything about it.  Instead, I sought out a plunger (I had to ask a male co-worker to check the mens restroom since ours didn't have one) and fixed the clog myself.  

What I didn't expect were all the random thoughts that went along with this.  Such as the amount of small water splatter that may have become airborne and landed on my clothing.  Also, is it not weird how small the holes are in toilets?  Forget the issues with water pressure, if toilets simply had larger holes water pressure would be a non-issue.  Why are those holes so small?!  The standard circumference of stool compared to the standard circumference of the hole in the toilet (don't know what that's called) are relatively similar in size.  Which means, larger bodied adults will naturally have larger sized stools, that will not easily pass through the toilet hole.  The world could get rid of plungers if they made toilet holes larger or water pressure higher.

For f*cks sake.  Why can't humans figure this sh*t out?