Poop talk and beyond - split-off from Honour and Recap thread

[rosygyro]

i did a footlong in subway once.
I hadnt slept for three days and had recently travelled trough the underworld
anyway it didnt flush
but the next person who went in there came out 
white as a sheet.

I felt proud
like if i had forced it around the bend
that the poor sod who saw it later would have missed a heavenly glory
a tale to tell.