11-24-2017, 12:00 AM
Gabriel64 wrote:
Le_Regard wrote: I have the APP set up in such a way that my TELEPHONE will vibrate in my pocket. If that's not amazing I'm not sure what is anymore.
Perhaps amazing if the pocket is close enough to your crotch. Good that it excites you.
Now do something for me
I'm sorry, you'll just have to buy your own vibrating telephone.
I'm surprised you don't have one already because it's 2018 and even third world countries are screaming on the twitter now, but ok.
It's still a luxury to have the latest iphone or whatever, but you can even get cheaper ones now for FREE when you sign a 2 year contract.
I think you still pay taxes on it but... ugh, taxes. These are just facts about cellphones. I could go on about how the towers work and how weird it is when satellites have to get involved but let's just leave it at they're affordable and they vibrate.
Le_Regard wrote: I have the APP set up in such a way that my TELEPHONE will vibrate in my pocket. If that's not amazing I'm not sure what is anymore.
Perhaps amazing if the pocket is close enough to your crotch. Good that it excites you.
Now do something for me
I'm sorry, you'll just have to buy your own vibrating telephone.
I'm surprised you don't have one already because it's 2018 and even third world countries are screaming on the twitter now, but ok.
It's still a luxury to have the latest iphone or whatever, but you can even get cheaper ones now for FREE when you sign a 2 year contract.
I think you still pay taxes on it but... ugh, taxes. These are just facts about cellphones. I could go on about how the towers work and how weird it is when satellites have to get involved but let's just leave it at they're affordable and they vibrate.