Lil Wayne is Literally the City of New Orleans

[Le_Regard]

So if you look this group up it says they're from Seattle.  Maybe that's true now, but I happen to know that at least the main singer is really from Bellingham, WA.

Obviously, being from Bellingham is even worse than being from Seattle, because no one knows where Bellingham is so you just say Seattle all the time, but you know in your heart that you're not even really from Seattle at all.  You're just kind of from nowhere -- but from a nowhere that is closer to Seattle than it is to other places with names someone might recognize.