What Would You Do?

[Pixie Dust]

Me?  Well thank you for asking.  I think I would just find old friends on the internet and heckle them until I peed myself multiple times from laughing (I have a weak bladder, so it's easy).  Like a multiple orgasm, but a multiple laughgasm.  I would probably make highly inappropriate jokes, tip toe on the border of saying too much, and never let it slip that I like Ranch dip.  

Buffalo Wild Wings here I come!

I probably would just be super ridiculous, even with superpowers.  Because why not?

Thank you for asking, that was sweet of you.