08-02-2017, 12:00 AM
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This is my yard. As you can see, I don't believe in killing grass--getting rid of the dog made more sense. Her dead grass circles have haunted me though. Still trying to clean up that mess.
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My plants. I love my frogs. Some people put out scary gargoyles and lions to ward off evil spirits. Since I consider myself aligned with evil spirits, I put out frogs--to warn Mormon-types to keep away from my back door (I have some in the front too, I like to cover all entry-points). I'm somewhat confused though. "Nice" people put out scary demonic looking things at their doors to ward off evil spirits... the thinking process is their statues are like scarecrows, maybe? If I were a demon, I would find demonic looking gargoyles inviting, like, "Hey, we are your people, come hang with us, these people appreciate dark art." So using that logic, I put out frogs. Yet, each time I look at my frogs I think of how lovely it looks and how it would not scare away religious visitors, but instead, invite them to knock on my door. I think someone didn't think this idea through when they put gargoyles on the top of castles and churches. Either way, I'll accept demons or angels so for me I just think it's rightly funny. But what about the people who actually believe this ****?
The plants though, they're crippled. I went on vacation for a month and my auto-sprinkler over-watered them. They are in the process of recovery. I still am unsure what to do about them when winter comes (green house or build a habitat indoors). My strawberry plants haven't put out yet--and I've had them for a few months now. They still have a few months of summer to conceive.
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This is Max. When I bought him he was in an itty bitty tiny cylinder cage and half dead. What you see here is Max's half-way house. It was a container I wasn't using, with no drainage, and no humidity dome (that it likely should have). Max is couch-surfing here until I can acquire a more appropriate habitat. What that really means is I need to figure out what type of habitat I feel inclined to build. So this is just a temporary situation. Max is doing well, he's eating, has sufficient sunlight (had a deficiency), and has moist soil. I worry though. It seems Max does best with crappy soil, no fertilizer, and non-tap water. What sort of demonic plant wants soil without nutrients, water without minerals, and no fertilizer? All things that are good for most plants make Max weak. Max is like my brother from another mother.
This is my yard. As you can see, I don't believe in killing grass--getting rid of the dog made more sense. Her dead grass circles have haunted me though. Still trying to clean up that mess.
20170801_200938.jpg
My plants. I love my frogs. Some people put out scary gargoyles and lions to ward off evil spirits. Since I consider myself aligned with evil spirits, I put out frogs--to warn Mormon-types to keep away from my back door (I have some in the front too, I like to cover all entry-points). I'm somewhat confused though. "Nice" people put out scary demonic looking things at their doors to ward off evil spirits... the thinking process is their statues are like scarecrows, maybe? If I were a demon, I would find demonic looking gargoyles inviting, like, "Hey, we are your people, come hang with us, these people appreciate dark art." So using that logic, I put out frogs. Yet, each time I look at my frogs I think of how lovely it looks and how it would not scare away religious visitors, but instead, invite them to knock on my door. I think someone didn't think this idea through when they put gargoyles on the top of castles and churches. Either way, I'll accept demons or angels so for me I just think it's rightly funny. But what about the people who actually believe this ****?
The plants though, they're crippled. I went on vacation for a month and my auto-sprinkler over-watered them. They are in the process of recovery. I still am unsure what to do about them when winter comes (green house or build a habitat indoors). My strawberry plants haven't put out yet--and I've had them for a few months now. They still have a few months of summer to conceive.
max2.jpg
This is Max. When I bought him he was in an itty bitty tiny cylinder cage and half dead. What you see here is Max's half-way house. It was a container I wasn't using, with no drainage, and no humidity dome (that it likely should have). Max is couch-surfing here until I can acquire a more appropriate habitat. What that really means is I need to figure out what type of habitat I feel inclined to build. So this is just a temporary situation. Max is doing well, he's eating, has sufficient sunlight (had a deficiency), and has moist soil. I worry though. It seems Max does best with crappy soil, no fertilizer, and non-tap water. What sort of demonic plant wants soil without nutrients, water without minerals, and no fertilizer? All things that are good for most plants make Max weak. Max is like my brother from another mother.

