11-10-2010, 12:00 AM
Malsteen created a style of limited appeal on the commercial market
His style was accepted because he has tremendous sex appeal
He creates his original melodies through his penis rather than through his head
and he expresses them with his whole body
Fact of the matter is that
classical purists don't like electric guitar
and electric guitar purists don't like classical music
It takes tremendous sex appeal
to bridge the gap
with a limited audience
the greater your sex appeal
the greater the chance you will gain a big following
You play well, but...
you have no sex appeal
thus your music does not captivate
I suggest you develop sex appeal
and stand up when you play
Get sexier and be yourself
rather than anyone else
His style was accepted because he has tremendous sex appeal
He creates his original melodies through his penis rather than through his head
and he expresses them with his whole body
Fact of the matter is that
classical purists don't like electric guitar
and electric guitar purists don't like classical music
It takes tremendous sex appeal
to bridge the gap
with a limited audience
the greater your sex appeal
the greater the chance you will gain a big following
You play well, but...
you have no sex appeal
thus your music does not captivate
I suggest you develop sex appeal
and stand up when you play
Get sexier and be yourself
rather than anyone else