12-10-2014, 12:00 AM
I'm like a supergod. If i could be anyone in existence i would be me!
Now like my gurl Lorde says we r at the start, b4 time began. We rewrite it.
I have been tinkering with planties 4 a loooong time. Yeah. First drugs n powerplants, n creating new cultivars. Now i got my masters n went n got my doctorate in horticulture but not like u think. I'm a genie-us see. Learned to master n doctor evrytang muthafuka! TRUTH BE TOLD. See I like to brag n i should too. Like a thief n da night i can jack nything n do as i will wit it. I'm wild baby. S'why I made yummy tasty Jackfruit! get it? duh. now the first plant i doctored up was aloe cuz they pissed me off n said it was poisonous to digest, so i made it hellthy. yummy aloe drinks u can buy now with chunks of goo floating it em. mmmm tasty too. yeah iv even ate nuclear waste, no lies, all true. Another one worth mentioning is tongcat ali! its 4 lust n men take it 4 their laydies. get it tonguepussy ally, n floats like a butter fly stings like a bee...ali.. the boxer. yeah i ever jack dictionaries . cuz i'm perfect like dat..
I made jack fruit to boast but don't think i was all roses with no thorns cuz i've had plants nearly kill me with just their aromas. lucky 4 moi they love this cat.
Now like my gurl Lorde says we r at the start, b4 time began. We rewrite it.
I have been tinkering with planties 4 a loooong time. Yeah. First drugs n powerplants, n creating new cultivars. Now i got my masters n went n got my doctorate in horticulture but not like u think. I'm a genie-us see. Learned to master n doctor evrytang muthafuka! TRUTH BE TOLD. See I like to brag n i should too. Like a thief n da night i can jack nything n do as i will wit it. I'm wild baby. S'why I made yummy tasty Jackfruit! get it? duh. now the first plant i doctored up was aloe cuz they pissed me off n said it was poisonous to digest, so i made it hellthy. yummy aloe drinks u can buy now with chunks of goo floating it em. mmmm tasty too. yeah iv even ate nuclear waste, no lies, all true. Another one worth mentioning is tongcat ali! its 4 lust n men take it 4 their laydies. get it tonguepussy ally, n floats like a butter fly stings like a bee...ali.. the boxer. yeah i ever jack dictionaries . cuz i'm perfect like dat..
I made jack fruit to boast but don't think i was all roses with no thorns cuz i've had plants nearly kill me with just their aromas. lucky 4 moi they love this cat.