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I'll tell you what my main problem has been in posting forums:
(((HONESTY)))
I tend to tell it like I see it and people tend to become offended by my blatant and bold honesty. This is why I have been banned from forum after forum after forum. I am very real in how I present myself. I AM NOT HERE TO KISS YOUR ASS, whoever you may be. I write what I am inspired to write and if the administration tries to control me I'll simply leave or force a banning. What's one more banning to me? Nothing much at all.
Let me make something very clear to everyone viewing this:
I DON'T NEED YOU OR THIS FORUM, OKAY?
I've made a number of donations to LoneWolf's forum because he allows me to be myself and I deeply appreciate that fact. He has protected me from annoying little twits who do their best to derail my threads and I sincerely appreciate that as well!
You should know that all the best posts I have created here have also been shared in LoneWolf's forum. So if you ban me from here you can know where to find me.
http://sorcery.yuku.com/t...3403/THE-PURPOSE-OF-LIFE
If any of you are wondering why I am now writing like this...
take 12 guesses
no hints
I AM NO ONE'S PERFORMING MONKEY BOY!
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Oh wow, man! What a rush!
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ZERO WROTE:
"If you want to send something to me send me a VAN so I can have a cheap place to live and get the hell out of Dodge!"
MY RESPONSE:
In order to help my mother by sending her $1,000.00 a month, I once lived in my van for 5 years. IT SUCKED!!! Especially during the rainy season. YOU don't want to live in a van, dude!
HOWEVER, if you want a better life you have to PROVE IT to the universe by taking excellent care of the life that has been entrusted to you
If you refuse to do this then you prove to the Universe that you don't deserve a better life, period
Consistently demonstrate your appreciation for all the wonderful things in your life and do your best to gloss over that which you don't like STARTING WITH YOUR BODY. If you refuse to respect yourself the Universe will (((DEFINITELY))) refuse to respect you. You can start by choosing a new registered name that inspires the very best in you. How does Zero inspires you to greatness? It reminds me of a guy I saw who was living in his van. He had designer licenses plate that read: I O U. The clueless **** obviously didn't have a clue that by creating such license plates he was telling the Universe he thought it was funny to owe people money. Jerk. Oh well.... Everyone has the right to remain an ****. Who am I to negatively judge them, right?
I believe you said you are a smoker. Perhaps electronic cigarettes combines with nicotine patches can help wean you off of cigarettes...if you truly want to respect yourself, that is:
http://www.google.com/sea...ial&client=firefox-a
Treat your living environment and your current vehicle as though they are precious gifts. Keep your vehicle in tip top shape and clean your house as though it is a priceless gem because I tell you this much: If you were forced to live in a van for five-years chances are you would kiss the floor of you current living environment with tremendous gratitude and appreciation. I say this from brutal experience.
So, I suggest you pretend you have been living in a van for five-years and have been given the gift of your current living arrangement. See this as a proverbial springboard to better and more wonderful things. Set your Intent to manifest a more wonderful life and develop a burning desire for that more wonderful life. Think realistically and yet stretch your imagination. Imagine the next step up from where you are currently living. Think of your next 'step up' adventure in life. See it in your mind's eye often. Think of the possibility until it makes your mouth water. Taste it, feel it, develop a borderline burning desire for that next great step in your life. Write out your plans to create a better life for yourself and upgrade those plans often, but be realistic. Once you can manifest the next great step adventure in your life you will have the faith to make even bigger plans. The plant that stops growing is beginning to die. The same is true for humans. YOU MUST GROW in order to savor the best life has to offer.
Oh, it is indeed possible for you...if you want it badly enough
If you don't...well....
Face reality: YOU have created your life as it currently is. Take responsibility for that as fact. Once you do this properly you can take responsibility for attracting and manifesting the next great step in the adventure of your life!
Well, that's the best I have to offer. I felt the presence of the Spirit of Intent guiding my fingers as I wrote this post for you. It is indeed a Power Gift of the Spirit. It seems you are closer than you may believe to a better life so I will congratulate you in advance.
REMEMBER: You either face "Dodge" and conquer it or even if you move somewhere else...you'll be taking "Dodge" with you
Those who are nice to me gain the favor of The Spirit of the Intent of the Universe. Believe it and act upon that belief!
You're one lucky fellow. It seem the Spirit is going to reward you for how you have treated me here. It seems you were tested and passed your test with flying colors! I'm proud of you, dude! Believe it! Search your heart. YOU KNOW there is more going on with me than meets the eye. It's obvious, right? I know it and SO DO YOU!
You're one lucky guy!
BELIEVE IT!!!
MAKE IT TRUE!!!
After all, you are God equal to me and everything else so THE WHOLE UNIVERSE belongs just as much to you as to anyone
Be good to yourself, dude!
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Dig this ****!
I had completely forgotten about this!
I found it in the SR Archive:
"I, Shameless Pitchman for Jesus Christ, will never post to Joy again. An era is over. (And if he is smart, he would be writing a book about all this.)
...it is not posting to Joy for me to state to everyone that I was not practicing sin when I pretended to be a Little Christian Girl and accused IJ of sexually molesting me. God personally revealed to me that IJ was guilty. Why did you do it, Joy. You know you sexually molested that Little Christian Girl. Confess and embrace the true Jesus. Unless you do God will most certainly throw you into hell, Joy. Nuff said
The real and original Pitchman"
MY COMMENT:
When I first started posting at SR I thought about my overall goals in life and called myself: Invincible Joy, because that is what I wanted to accomplish with my life. I first started posting at SR because someone was about to commit suicide and I did my best to convince the person not to do it. That's how my posting at SR began.
This son of a fucking **** "Shameless Pitchman For Jesus" pretended he was a little Christian girl who I supposedly sexually abused and kept hounding me on the board. Oh, I want that fucking bastard crucified alright! Piece of fucking human ****!
I expect more from Christians and no longer have anything to do with them because of **** like this!
Because of what he did The Shameless Pitchman For Jesus is the ONLY PERSON from the old SR days that I fantasize beating to death with a baseball bat. I forgive him, because I must forgive, but I still fantasize beating that son of a **** to death with EXTREME PREJUDICE!! I mean, I now remember that mother fucker hounding me and hounding me and hounding me relentlessly!!!!! Post after post after post posing as a little Christian girl who I supposedly sexually abused. Fucking bastard scum!!!!!
Interesting that it would be the only blatantly open Christian posting in the SR forum that I fantasize killing, eh?
Like I said I expect more from Christians so I feel they should receive a worse punishment than the openly atheist and agnostics
All the rest of the SR idiots are almost like crumbling sand statues in my memory by comparison
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SENT TO JAMES ARTHUR RAY'S ATTORNEYS:
I've been banned from James Arthur Ray's forum so I'll have to speak to him from here:
It is said: The best defense is a strong offense!
Man, this whole matter reeks of bribery and corruption and YOU KNOW IT!
If you truly believe it's a good day to die then it's time for you to say...
"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!"
If you suspect bribery and corruption you can't expect justice from judge darrow!! HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN ON IT!!!
We all know that you earned yourself a mistrial on that Brady violation ALONE!!! Not to mention all the other violations committed by the prosecution!!
THERE IS NO SWEAT LODGE EXPERT IN THE WORLD WHO WILL SAY THAT THE ANGEL VALLEY SWEAT LODGE WAS A SAFELY CONSTRUCTED STRUCTURE!! GO AHEAD AND ASK THE GREATEST SWEAT LODGE EXPERTS IN THE WORLD AND RECORD WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY!! Show them the recording of Mr Hamilton going through, I believe, NINE-LAYERS of moving blankets (unnatural fibers), vinyl tarps then sealed practically airtight with a rubberized tarp. See what the sweat lodge experts have to say about the construction of such a GIANT sweat lodge.
It doesn't matter what YOU wanted. If Angel Valley felt is was not safe IT WAS (((THEIR))) RESPONSIBILITY TO REFUSE TO BUILD THE SWEAT LODGE, not yours!!
If you suspect bribery and corruption in this matter you have to go far above judge darrow's wimp head to get some action towards exposing this matter to the world! Go to the bloody Supreme Court of Washington DC if you have to!!! Stop being the passive victim in this matter!!!
(((( WAKE UP, MAN!!! ))))
It's absolutely logical that when you told Angel Valley owner Mr Hamilton you wanted the 2009 sweat lodge hotter than ever he should have said, 'Okay, only on one condition: that you pay extra so I can have emergency personnel on duty for those two-hours just in case'. It was HIS sweat lodge built on HIS property thus it was HIS responsibility to have emergency personnel on duty for those two-hours if he felt they might be needed.
Connie Joy wrote a book doing her best to condemn you. What she actually did was write a book that condemns Angel Valley owner Mr Hamilton! He KNEW there were problems with your past sweat lodge ceremonies. He KNEW you wanted the 2009 sweat lodge hotter than ever before. What special precautions did he take?
(((( NOTHING!!! ))))
Why not? What will be his excuse on the witness stand? That after sponsoring your JRI warrior workshops for SEVEN-YEARS he had no idea you were not a sweat lodge expert? That you didn't pay him enough money? What excuse would suffice? None that I can imagine!
If Mr Hamilton had done what he should have done NO ONE WOULD HAVE DIED!!!!
It's time to go on the offensive!
It's time for you to PROVE TO THE WORLD that you are not afraid of them and it is indeed 'A Good Day To Die!!!'
It's time to walk your talk!!!!!
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There is only one solution that continually works for me and that involves getting stronger and stronger in all useful and wonderful ways. I have isolated that all my frustrations in life have weaknesses within myself as their root. It's not THEIR fault that I'm weak in certain areas of my character. When I get angry at THEM I am actually getting angry at myself for being a weakling, and that's a fact!
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Recently I have noticed my Spiritual eyes opened up more and more to the miraculous nature of reality. The latest example has come in the form of a very loose and vacant string of very tiny ants that, while lying down, I have seen following the apparent scent track left by the initial ant who apparently found something in the house. In an effort to find that "something" I followed one of the ants from somewhere above the front window venetian blinds, along the line where the wall meets the ceiling, along that line through the hallway, back along the other side of the hallway, along the ceiling through the kitchen, along where the wall meets the ceiling towards the backdoor and then I lost the ant. Even standing on a stool I could not find where the other ants went after they reached the back door. I opened the back door and could not see any ants anywhere. It is still quite a mystery because I could see no ants outside the front window and I could see no ants outside the back door. At first I was frustrated that I could not find what they were after and then...
I suddenly had a moment of clarity; an epoch; a Zen experience of Satori
How could that first very tiny ant carry enough "scent" in its body to create that VERY LONG track along the ceiling from the front of the house all the way out the back of the house? How is that possible? How could that tiny body hold that much scent? Modern science would make light of the matter, as they always tend to do with the miraculous surrounding us. However, the fact of the matter is that a tiny ant leaving that much "scent" is A MIRACLE!! It's not possible for such a tiny body to hold that much scent and yet...how can I deny my empirical experience of the miracle? My only conclusion is that this supposed "scent" must be some sort of energy marker that the ant was siphoning from the source of all creation. It could not possibly be a physical substance because there is just not enough room in that very tiny ant to carry that much substance. A single drop of ANYTHING could hold about 20 such ants and I can't imagine being able to create a followable track across the ceiling of the entire house using just a drop of ANY substance.
Oh, I have little doubt that I could do a web research and find all sorts of interesting information that I would have to accept on faith, but their scientific explanations are having less and less of an impact on what I know to be the miraculous nature of reality.
Supposedly, we are living in a organically manufactured reality made of contrasts: up and down, hot and cold, right and left, good and evil, etc, etc, etc for infinity and we are all willing puppets of the Spirit of Intent in this Universal Doll House of sorts. Supposedly, we are all God equal to everything with no one thing more or less "God" than anything else. Supposedly, supposedly, supposedly (sigh). I know modern science will find this concept ridiculous and laugh it off as nonsense, but since this epoch Satori experience I am now convinced there may be only one thing in this fabricated reality which has no opposite:
That which is miraculous as opposed to that which is not miraculous!
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INTERMISSION
Okay, seeing how lively a crowd we have here tonight at the morgue I thought it would be great if we had a singalong.
Don't you agree? Great!
Let's start with a classic:
OLD MAN RIVER
Old man river, that old man river
He don't know nuthin,
So he must know nuthin,
He must know nuthin,
Cause he don't know nuthin,
He just keeps rollin aaaaallooooooonnngg!
Well, nobody sang and that's encouraging so how about we try a modernized classic
that young urban people everywhere can relate to
JIMMY CRACK HO
Jimmy crack ho and I don't care,
Jimmy crack ho and I don't care,
Jimmy crack ho and I don't careeeeeeeeee...
Cause I don't care about crack ho's
Marvelous!
Admit it. You feel a bit less comatose than when the intermission began
So, my job is done!
I'll end with a...
FUNNY DEATH IDEA:
Climbing to the very top of New York's Empire State Building and at the very last foothold you slip on a banana peel leftover by King Kong,
they never showed that scene when he was eating a banana, but trust me...it happened!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Okay, you can go back to sleep now
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and no one cares about the poor car you totaled!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! :'(
"Ain't I a stinker"
--Bugs Bunny
Okay, now that you are properly shocked by my blatant callousness I can say that at one point in my life I wanted so desperately to get back to the Universal Love I felt in my first near-death experience that I did my best to kill myself by taking strychnine poison. I was sent to hell and eventually given another chance at life. I now remember that I literally had to, essentially, crawl back from the dead. I could barely function, my wife rejected me in favor of her new boyfriend. Wow! I just remembered that was the last straw, on top of everything else, that drove me to suicide. Interesting that it no longer hurts.
I really don't want to talk about it because it is too painful to try to talk about and it no longer matters so it's not worth reliving, but this is why I was so determined to do my best to keep that person from committing suicide when I first posted in the Sustained Reaction forum. The way most of those scum treated me reminded me why I was determined to take my life. Fucking human scum!!!
And that bastard Shameless Pitchman for Jesus is the only person on my imaginary list who I want to beat to death with a baseball bat for pretending to be a little Christian girl who he kept claiming I sexually molested her. The bastard kept hounding me and hounding me following me all over the board. I COULD JUST KILL HIM right after I tell him I forgive him. BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!! So, he was certain God revealed to him that I sexually molested a little Christian girl, eh? Well, we'll soon see about that!
Nuff said on that subject.
I do my best to touch as lightly as possible upon my problems and focus my entire intent upon possible solutions. The past is a memory; which is almost a dream. A great hypnotist can put you in a hypnotic trance and program your subconscious with even more horrible memories than yours...which never happened. You could very well spend the rest of your life in agonizing therapy reliving a memory...that never happened!
Consider this before you torture yourself over a memory that may not be worthy of remembering.
I say: remember what helps to make you a better person and...throw the rest away.
There are techniques I have learned from study about hypnosis, and modified, that can help:
Take some time when you are alone. Shut off the telephone and make certain you will not be disturbed. Sit or lie down. Take a few calm deep breaths. Now replay your painful memory as though your mind is a DVD player. With your mind push the fast forward button so that the memory plays through at fast speed. You will notice that it is much more difficult to feel as miserable as the memory plays in fast forward speed. Each time you replay the memory envision yourself sucking back the energy attached to the memory that makes it hurt (It is indeed a certain quality of energy attached to the memory that makes it hurt). Suck that energy back where it belongs within your energetic being. I do the physical act of sucking air through my mouth while I review the memory at fast forward speed. You can be creative and adjust the process any way that inspires you.
When you can play the memory at fast forward speed and it no longer hurts to review it slow down the memory and continue to 'suck' back the attached energy that makes the memory hurt until you can review the memory and feel no pain. Once that happens review the memory and take the color out so that you are reviewing it in black & white instead of in color.
Then flatten the memory and pretend you are watching it in a movie theater in black & white. After watching the memory over and over so many times, by this point, you should be getting bored as you would be watching the same scene over and over and over in a theater. So, now instead of pain you feel boredom as you review the memory. At this point imagine taking the screen, folding it up into a small square and putting it in a memory file called: Not Very Interesting
If the memory ever resurfaces and causes you pain modify and repeat the process
Hey, it works for me
I don't bother talking about my problems unless by reviewing those problems I am somehow motivated to take action to better my life. All the people in my life who have inspired me to take revenge are being used to energetically JOLT me into actions that strengthen me. If thinking about the situation stagnates me and tempts me to give up on life I use the above process until that quality of energy is 'sucked' out of the memory and returned to where it belongs in my consciousness.
Well, that's the best I have to offer. I do my best not to torture myself over things that cannot be changed. Wallowing in depression does not help me to become a better person so, unless it is for some good purpose, I do my best to snap myself out through taking a shower, working out and maintaining a clean, uncluttered inspiring living environment. Hey, it works for me and that's more than good enough.
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I am inspired to say: everything that happens to us happens for a good reason, if you are DETERMINED to believe this and MAKE it so. That being the case, I feel it is important to take back the energy of memories that paralyze us, in states of fear and/or depression, but maintain all aspects of our memories that teach us important lessons and motivate us to take action towards bettering ourselves and our lives.
For example:
When I think of those coward scum at Sustained Reaction who cyber-bullied me I am determined to get revenge. I KNOW the only real revenge that has any worthwhile value is the revenge of becoming stronger and more successful at living than ever before. I sometimes get inspired by the concept of attracting all of the very best strength from all my enemies and becoming super-powerful while I watch them wither away. Oh yes, I would have the last laugh alright!
Forgive and forget is not a philosophy I support. I forgive, but I DO NOT FORGET if I feel it is useful in motivating me towards becoming a better person
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I'm going to do my part, this year, to help Jerry Lewis' labor day Telethon Kids.
I've decided to volunteer my services as a Zumba aerobics dance instructor for the mentally retarded. Now, that should be fun.
'Step it up!
Step it up!!!
duh...
Hey, if that Zumba creator guy ever reads this and decides to create a Zumba workout DVD for the mentally retarded please let me know.
Why wait? I'll call my lawyer now!
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wrote the joke about The Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon because it is soon
upon us again and I am now more certain than ever that they
have already found a cure for muscular dystrophy and are hiding it
because they have a great financial thing going and are intent on NEVER
finding a cure. I strongly sense that when Jerry Lewis found out about
this he became so depressed that he came within an inch of blowing his
brains out with a gun. It's my way of turning a tragic situation around
and laughing at it.
Poor Jerry is trapped. The only way he can escape this muscular dystrophy scam telethon is to die!
I
say Jerry Lewis deserves better than this and I hope there is a God who
will reward him for going through with it for all the families who will
be put out of work if the cure is openly found.
It's the way of this deranged society. If the police solve the crime
problem they will be out of a job and so in order to make certain they
get the best pay and benefits they DON'T DARE solve the crime problem.
They REGULATE the crime problem
We live in a society where those at the top are more concerned with
making money off of social problems rather than solving them.
Since I don't fully trust ANY politicians I don't vote
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To Barnes & Noble,
I recently ordered a Kindle device from
amazon.com. It has not arrived yet, but should be here any day now. One
of the books I wanted to download is What the Bleep Do We Know. They
don't have it as an ebook at Amazon, but you have it here. I just found
out that YOUR ebooks do not support the Kindle device. Why should you
limit yourselves? I would have bought the ebook from you if I could read
it on the Kindle. Do you think you are doing yourselves a favor by not
being able to take my money? Chances are others, who own Kindle devices,
would be buying ebooks from you as well. After all, your regular books
can be read by those who buy from Amazon why shouldn't your ebooks?
I
don't need any explanations from you why not. In the future do
yourselves a favor and make your electronic books available to those who
have Kindle devices. Thanks
UPDATE: I had an online chat with an
Amazon representative and found that they do indeed have this book in
electronic Kindle format! Alright!
The guy's name was Achmed
Sagaloot or something. If I was talking to him on the phone I probably
would not understand half of what he said, but in an online chat I could
easily understand everything he stated. Online chat is far superior to
talking to some schmuck in India who you can barely understand.
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I watched a couple of YouTube videos where they were showing a commercial for the Shake Weight on The View and then another on The Ellen Degeneres Show. Each time all the women in the audience started laughing and they never openly explained why. It was an inside joke that was funny and no one dared openly explain it. You either knew why it was funny or forget about it; and so I have written this today:
Now you can 'shake' yourself into the body of your dreams with
SHAKE WEIGHT!!!
Created by a man who redirected his chronic monkey/chicken-slapping into a dream 'come' true here is what Shake Weight creator John Peter Thomas has to say:
"When I gave up smoking I needed something to fill the gap and so I began slapping my monkey every time I wanted a cigarette. Eventually I found myself chicken choking during all my free time. After three-months of chronic monkey/chicken-slap choking I knew I had a problem. Then...I had a dream. In this dream I saw myself choking the slapped monkey/chicken and my body transformed into the statue of a muscular Greek God. I awoke thinking that at least I had stopped messing with the one-eyed head. Then an idea 'came' to me and I began working my dream into reality. The more I worked on what would become the Shake Weight the less I slapped my poor, exasperated monkey-chicken. Finally I perfected the product, my one-eyed head is at rest, and I now look like a Greek God and YOU CAN TOO!!"
--John Peter Thomas
Hey guys! Bet you never thought that doing what you've been doing all your life would turn you into a Greek God, eh?
BUY YOUR SHAKE WEIGHT TODAY!!!!
https://www.shakeweightformen.com/
*I'm joking here, but I recently bought a shake weight at the Sports Authority, after seeing it at Walmart, and quite frankly, it's fantastic! After many years of bodybuilding and martial arts I have NEVER found a product that can give me an effectively powerful workout while lying down in bed. Adapting this device for use in the morning when you need to get up can get the blood flowing and get you moving into your day in a wonderful way; and the price is indeed right
Slappin the one-eyed choked chicken-headed/monkey
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NORTON 360
The idle scan was automatically running every 30 minutes because that was the longest I could set it before it would automatically run when I was not using the computer. Norton had set it up so that, when you install the 360 program, it automatically went into the idle scan when you would not use the computer for a while and it would scan compressed, encrypted files that I learned are ALREADY SECURE and don't need to be scanned. When this would happen my computer would lock up on me and it was driving me nuts!
Today I FINALLY got fed up and had a marvelous online chat with a Norton tech support lady located in India. Ordinarily, at best, I would understand about half of what she would say on the phone, but with an online chat I understood her perfectly as she wrote me. It was a miracle! She could actually write without an Indian accent! It was fun as she took over my computer and did what needed to be done to turn off the automatic Idle Time Optimizer and then turn off the Compressed Files Scan
Just in case any of you may be having a similar problem here are the basic instructions of what she did:
Open Norton 360
Left-click on Settings,
then click on Administrative settings,
then turn off Idle Time Optimizer by left-clicking on it and save your changes by clicking on APPLY
The automatic idle time scan will now only work once a week and that can't be stopped or changed
However, the real problem was that it was automatically scanning compressed, encrypted files that she told me are already secure and don't need to be scanned.
So from the main 360 page...
Click on Tasks,
then click on Settings (along the top of the window),
click on where it say Antivirus, (upper-left of window)
click on the tab that says Scans and Risks,
then Turn OFF Compressed Files Scan by left-clicking on it and save the changes by clicking on APPLY
That should solve the problem...I hope
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A SHARED POST:
I reach for greatness and do my best to think big. This is why I refuse to take things for free, if I can help it, and I don't use pirated software on my computers. If I find something useful I do my best to find a way to pay for what I get because...that's who I am and it works for me to think rich rather than poor. When I am inspired and I give a $20.00 bill to a homeless person I do so as a gesture to the Universe. I don't care whether or not I feel I can afford it. I am more concerned with offering a gesture of gratitude that I am rich enough to do such things. It can be frustrating buying a program rather than getting it pirated from a friend, but my computer is clean of piracy and I feel most comfortable keeping it that way. I tried using a pirated version of the Sony Acid Pro 7 recording program and just couldn't do it. I ended up buying it at a bargain price and have no regrets.
So, the average person will say something like: I don't give because I don't have enough
The wise person, who has a greater Universal understanding, realizes that it's the other way around, from a Universal perspective: I don't have enough because I don't give
Believe it or not, we live in an infinitely wealthy Universe. The 'trick' is to live in a manner that inspires the Universe to become your veritable 'magic genie'. Those who live improperly may temporarily get around this through the use of witchcraft or black magic, but whatever victories they may get in the short term come with horrible consequences in the long term.
There are no free rides with the Spirit and those who try to get around Universal Laws in order to become wealthy earn the disrespect of the Entire Universe and that is a horrible way to face eternity.
And so those who are certain they must be ignoble to survive because they are poor are doomed to attract more reasons to be certain they are poor rather than reasons to be grateful for their wealth. Such are the ways of the Universe whether you or I agree or not.
Then again, I could be wrong. How about YOU? Could YOU be wrong about the way you are living? None of my business, really. This is a question YOU must answer for yourself, in private. You may be able to bullshit me, but the Universe truly 'sees' all.
I upgraded my XP computer to Windows 7 and really like the change, although I am getting ready to increase my computer RAM memory as I feel I need it.
So far Windows 7 has proven to be less vulnerable to virus attacks than any other Windows operating system I have ever used (I've used Windows 98 and XP)
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A SHARED POST:
As long as we measure our worth by how much money we have chances are we
will always be poor. It's all a matter of who we compare ourselves to.
If you have a small place to live and compare yourself to someone like
Donald Trump or Bill Gates you will always be poor until you are as,
perceived, "rich" as they are. In the same situation, if you compare
yourself to a homeless bum living in the gutter or a person in
Afghanistan who has had his house blown to bits by 'friendly fire'
thanks to Americans...well...you are a rich as you are convinced you
are.
I believe that my wealth is determined by the quality of my
relationship with the Sentient Universe. I believe it is possible to
have millions of dollars and still be poor as far as one's relationship
with the Source of All That Is. I believe that the goal is to become as
rich in the Spirit as possible by proper living; overflowing with
gratitude and appreciation for the wonderful things I have already
manifested. I believe in using everything to my advantage to the best of
my ability. Yes, I often complain about the manifestations due to my
weaknesses, but I have hope in strengthening those weak aspects of my
life and becoming more resilient and thus more grateful and appreciative
of the strength and resilience I have cultivated; being grateful in
advance for the greater strength and harmony with Intent to come.
I
have NEVER stated in an Internet forum that I am poor. I think rich, I
feel rich, and I grow richer all the time through my romantically loving
relationship with Mother Nature. I leave little to no room in my life
for failure. Oh, I may have my days when I give up, but they never last
for long and now last for shorter periods of time than ever before. I'm
moving upward towards greater and greater things as I permanently speed
up the overall vibrational energy of my being.
The more I study
into the true nature of reality the more convinced I become that we
become what we emphasize in our lives. If we choose to emphasize our
poverty then more poverty will manifest. If, on the other hand, we
choose to emphasize upon our wealth the more wealth we will manifest. I
believe this applies to anyone. Yes, even Bill Gates. If he were to
suddenly decide to emphasize the aspects of his life that make him poor
and continue to do this his whole company would begin to spiral
downwards financially until it finally collapsed and Bill Gates would go
bankrupt because of all he owes.
So, we make our choices and WE
are responsible for the choices we may make or we live as victims. Until
we are determined to take responsibility for our lives we will always
be victims and our problems will always be someone else's fault. Such is
life whether we choose to believe it or not.
This is what is
currently working for me and I am certain that I will find even better
and more empirically workable solutions to my life as I grow stronger,
more resilient and expand my gratitude and appreciation for the Sentient
Universe that supplies all my needs and desires.
Something has
just happened that I am not allowed to talk about, but it is a sign that
I am now truly wealthier than ever before in my life!
The wise
are always happy for those who attract and manifest greater and greater
success. The unwise hold resentment against those who they perceive to
be more successful than they are. Those who are happy for those who are
successful in life set themselves up to create and manifest greater
success according to Universal Law. That's just the way it is whether
you or I agree or not.
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A SHARED POST:
I've learned that you cannot cure poverty
consciousness by giving people money. At best you will temporarily cure
the problem and the poverty conscious will breed more poverty conscious
children who will be dependent on your free handouts. Sooner of later
you will run out of free handouts to give and there will be more poverty
conscious people suffering than ever thanks to your...help
Hey, that's the way it is whether you or I agree or not!
Unless
the help the world is giving to starving Africans can ensure they will
have consistent rain all that help will do is contribute to breeding
more poor people dependent on free handouts!
There is only one
solution I can see for the planet and that is: Attracting and
manifesting extremely hungry alien beings who will eat all the human
scum of the Earth. There are too many trouble-makers who make it very
difficult for the rest of humanity to Spiritually Advance. They do their
best to sabotage the efforts of those who are determined to better
their lives and they are always looking to get something for nothing.
Generally speaking, I'd say that those who are not needed to keep this
planet running healthy and smoothly comprise about 90% of the humanity I
see when I go out. People who refuse to properly respect themselves
deserve their problems and I am all for them being eaten THE SOONER THE
BETTER!
It should be obvious to any wise person by now that most
of humanity do not deserve heroes to solve their problems for them.
Those who refuse to make the efforts to improve their lives should be
killed with EXTREME PREJUDICE to make lots of room for those who are
willing to make the efforts required to better their lives. Only those
who make the efforts and successfully better their lives should be
allowed to breed and have children. Parents who are lousy role models
should be eaten with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!
Oh, this would indeed solve the problems of a dying planet alright. It is a solution that would indeed work!
And, as far as I am concerned, they can eat me first!
I've had five near-death experiences and it's a great day to die!
Until then I am doing my best to live a strong, health, grateful and appreciative life
(grumble, grumble)
I grumble over my weaknesses that cause me to complain about things like body odor and etc, etc, etc...
It
is the way of the human body to become accustomed to anything and then
negate it's affects. This is why solutions tend to only work for a
while, like shampoos, before you have to try something different. Yes, I
am tempted to grumble over this, but I do my best to redirect my
thoughts to increasingly great and wonderful things.
I have hope
that all the solutions I could ever want will be found by becoming
stronger through my connecting link to the source of all that is.
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AMAZON
LOVE MY NEW AMAZON KINDLE!
(*sent to Amazon)
List of Kindle Improvements you need to make:
Have the Kindle support .odt documents from a word processor so that you don't have to email them to a Kindle account and convert files in order to download them into the Kindle
Have the MP3 player in the Kindle work like an average MP3 player (choose songs from list and have equalization controls plus other standard MP3 player features)
Have ALL electronic books with page numbers, like the regular book, and Kindle chapter markers so the four way arrow keys will ALWAYS work to take you to the next or previous chapters. They now only work on CERTAIN electronic books
Make the Kindle menu more user friendly with easy to figure out descriptions of the functions. For example: it's too difficult to know how to get to the MP3 player without special instructions.
If you treat all your customers as though they are borderline mentally retarded you should automatically make the menu instructions simple enough for anyone to easily follow
LOVE MY NEW KINDLE!!!!
I don't think I have EVER enjoyed reading more than I do right now!
And I'm looking forward to fantastic firmware updates in the future!
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LITTLE KNOWN USES FOR WD-40
The formula for WD-40 was discovered by mad scientists hired by the US government to create a lubricating tranquilizer for overly grumpy tax payers. They failed, but their failure was our victory! WD-40 was patented by the US military, then stolen by the Russians who sold it to the Chinese who eventually sold it back to America and it's now available to you!
Among it's many uses WD-40:
1) Repels overly critical mother-in-laws. Just spray them in the face. Hey, it works!
2) Use it to stop rust on orbiting space craft
3) Spray it on a fish hook in order to keep from catching boots and old tires
4) Lubricates and 'stretches' the life of condoms so you can use them over and over and over again!
5) Spray it in a pipe and smoke it. Watch what happens!
6) Makes a great underarm deodorant!
7) Spray it on your feet and slide comfortably into too tight shoes
8 ) Spray it up your nose in order to see God
9) Spray it on your bills and they pay themselves
Thousands of other uses!!!
*Secret ingredient: Shark fart juice
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I just heard that a dog ate ten-thousand-dollars worth of diamonds. Can
you imagine? Hey, If I had a dog who ate ten-thousand-dollars worth of
diamonds he'd be sleeping with a vacuum cleaner hose rammed up his butt
and the thing turned on full. Who cares if I ruin the vacuum cleaner.
Within about 24 hours...I'll buy a new and better one! Same goes for the
'inside out' dog
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Nads
I just had to see if this hair removal company was still in business:
http://www.nads.com/
I remember laughing my way through those old infomercials. I believe the woman who created this hair removal product is from Australia. I have to assume that in Australia things are different because in America when some kid would say 'nads' he'd be talking about testicles.
When the woman, with her heavy accent, would say, "I named the product after my daughter" I would automatically respond, "You named your daughter ballocks? How quaint."
'Oh ballocks. Can you come here and help me with this, dear?'
Heck, if some woman came up to me and said, "I have Nads" I would respond, "Do you wear them with a strap-on device or did you have them surgically implanted.
Unless I am mistaken, I believe they did a demonstration where they used ballocks...er...I mean Nads to remove all the hair from a gorilla. Pretty impressive, although the gorilla didn't seem to happy. I think he was drugged.
And Cher's daughter, who is now a man, just keeps getting fatter and fatter. At the rate he/she is going not even Richard Simmons will be able to save her...um...him...er...it
The misery of the rich has got to be more most miserably misery of all
I now propose a toast to the Nads lady and her daughter's ballocks
Drink up!
*I can envision their next infomercial, "And now presenting our new, improved Nads"
What's the matter? Your old testicles weren't good enough for ya?
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