An outside perspective?

[Julio Juliopolis]

As we, (humans), flutter about, doing our daily activities I imagine we put on quite a show for those inorganic beings who can see into our realm. We are obsessed with the way we present ourselves to others while simultaneously largely oblivious as to how they really see us. We lack the confidence to do things that the majority of other people aren't doing. We are impulsive and selfish. Yet, we are quite ingenious in our way. 
So it occurred to me that perhaps we could benefit from a depiction which exaggerates these traits we often refuse to see in ourselves. After a short and painless search I've found such a depiction. Tell me friends, if you cannot see some of yourself, in this?


Yes? No? How long dare you continue looking in the mirror!


Had enough? Tell me, is that not you there are the beach!


"And the Lord God commanded the beings of light, saying they should worship the one that was made in flesh. And Lucifer looked upon Mr Bean, and then upon God, and then at Mr Bean once more before turning again to face God. And Lucifer said "Are you kiddin' me?"" - Book of Abraham, unpublished version, 7:23.

[glance left]

I remember DJ saying that one of the results of the art of self-stalking was that a warrior learns to not take himself so seriously. Mr. Bean and Monty Python creators were masters at creating caricatures of the pettiness of human self importance. Much of my laughter came the from insight that it's my own pettiness on display in their antics LOL.

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